He is so grounded when he gets home.

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  1. Principessa

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    60-foot penis painted on roof


    Maybe it was so parachuting prostitutes would know where to land. :biggrin1:
     
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    I got page not found, but it reminded me of the story of the last time my parents made me paint the pool when I was in High School! (It took them until I was almost out of college to figure it out)
     
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    need more info, nudeyorker
     
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    Sorry about that I fixed the link. :redface:

    Dude, you know I hate it when people tell half a story! :irked: You just can't leave us hanging. What the hell did you paint in or on the pool when you were a young and incorrigible lad? :confused:
     
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    Well you are going to have to use your minds eye...but we had a rectangular pool with rounded steps at the shallow end. I simply painted a two parallel lines that met at the shallow end with the rounded steps that had a splat on each step! I wish I had pictures. but if you close your eyes I think you will see it!
     
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    Just when I didn't think it was possible to like you more.

    That's priceless!
     
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    I wish I could tell you that my mother and stepfather had the same feelings about it once they were able to gestalt the image. I'm still slightly damaged from having to repaint the whole pool with a rainbow!
     
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    LOL I don't know which story is funnier. Thanks for that laugh.
     
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    I never painted a penis on a roof or pool.

    I did earn my pilot's license while in high school and one fine spring day I took off to go flying rather than attend class. Yes, I was a truant. During lunch hour I circled high above my school and my friends down below eventually realized who it was that was orbiting above them repeatedly. I saw them gather themselves into a small group and then they quickly lay down on the grass to spell out a message with letters made of human bodies.

    When I circled around to see the message from the proper angle I didn't observe the "hi" or "hello" or other friendly message I anticipated. Instead I saw a:

    FUK U
     
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    that is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while!
     
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    :rofl: A rainbow? :lmao is that when you realized you were gay? :tongue:

    I believe that shape is called a roman style pool; we have one now.

    :lmao: Now that's funny! :rofl:
     
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    OMG....i wanna buy this kid a beer (its legal in the UK)...im laughing so hard it hurts.....thanks i needed that =)
     
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    I think he was trying to compensate for something small ;)
     
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    Grounded? He should receive a standing ovation for that artistic endeavour. :biggrin1:
    :lmao:
     
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    LMAO!! :biggrin1:

    Now, a 60 foot penis! Even LPSG doesnt have that!!! :D
     
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    Imagine the kid's face when his parents tell him he has to go up to the roof and "get it off"!
     
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