Ok seriously WTF. Maybe I should start a thread "Is just fucking with me?"
I'm in church, we're sitting next to each other as usual. He gets up in the middle of the priest's sermon to go to the bathroom. I stand up and let him get out of the pew. Then I think "Hmmm, maybe I should go down to the restroom too?" So I wait for a couple minutes to not make it look like im mimicking him and I fake sneeze into my hands. I go to stand up and as I'm leaving the pew, he's standing near the stained glass windows of the church with a couple of his friends, ever so slightly grinning at me.
This wouldn't usually piss me off(I wasn't expecting anything to happen if we were in the bathroom alone), but when I come back to sit in the pew, something happened that made my blood boil. One of the women in the row I was in left the church so there was an extra space in the pew. I sat down at the end of the pew adjacent to the side aisle, and he comes in to the pew and takes the woman's seat and puts one of his friends in between us.
I figured at the time he was doing it to gauge my reaction and see if I got annoyed or not(he kept looking over at the clock and then at me or just at me for a split second) so I didn't do anything, just kindof going through the rest of the service as if it never happened. Church is over and his friend goes up and immediately leaves through the side aisle. I go up to the center aisle past Him to kiss the Bible(force of habit after doing for the past 12 years) and I notice he's behind me. The center aisle always gets really cramped with everyone going up at once and he moved right up behind me and started rubbing his hips against my ass and I swear he was semi hard. Even tho it was quick(probably like 1 or 2 seconds), I had to bite down on my tongue to keep from crying out. I quickly kiss the Bible and I'm feeling myself fucking shaking and my face burning and I go to leave.
There's none going down the side aisles so I figure I can just quickly get out and not think about what happened until I get home. He comes up right next to me and starts chatting me up as if nothing happened. I try to make as normal as convo as possible and he's telling me about how his boss is making him come to work after church and how he's sorry he keeps not being able to hang out. I tell him it's fine and I smile and say that I understand that Mr. Popular has a lot of shit to do. He laughed and said that he's making sure that he wont be doing anything next week so he can hang out. After a couple of minutes of us talking I go, realizing that, once again, I failed to get his number after he successfully mindfucked me, but still not being able to wait for next week.
So, what do you all think lol?