Loved you post OzBull
only experience i had was had a mate live with me for 12 months or so, my job was to 'fondle the girth' our joke, for several hours per night, as he rolled his rollies' tobacco, and we watched TV
was just our thing, he enjoyed the stimulation, and i surely enjoyed the 'girth & length' hha some relationship huh? ha also incl a morning wake up fondle btw.
BUT
iwould not surprise me at all, if some folk go for 'what he is packing down there' as compared to the physical features up above, hah, Str / Gay, and why not hah