Heather Mills McCartney jokes....

Everyone knows about the impending divorce case 'of the century'
Here in the UK...Heather has been ripped to pieces for years in the (mainly) tabloid press, and the public have had much cruel fun at Mrs Mills McCartney's expense...Heather has a prosthetic leg, and is perceived as many as being a 'Gold-digger'....be interesting to hear just how many jokes there are out there....

Before marriage, while courting Heather, Sir Paul was asked just when he intended to go down on one knee?....He replied in disgust...'I'd rather if you wouldn't talk about Heather that way'...


News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has
been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have
no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"


Crap jokes I know...but anymore out there? :wink::wink: