Heavy Equipment Operator

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  1. hung

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    A recent topic entitled "Common Questions" asked responders if they thought that the penis they owned was "Heavy."

    Based on this topic and recent conversations I have heard and some I have been involved in I have come up with this title for the members of The Large Penis Support Group. We can all be considered "Heavy Equipment Operator." An ego trip to be sure, but I am also confident that life can be fun. In my response to "Common Questions" topic I did not consider myself heavy, because I have a thin rod. But because of my length when fully excited, I also enjoy considering myself a "Heavy Equipment Operator."

    May be I should go to the local thrift shop and buy some T-Shirts that have the "CAT" logo for the heavy equipment manufacturer.

    Enjoy this post and also leave your response here. As I have always stated: "Life should be fun."
     
  2. Mr. Snakey

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    When i say heavy. I mean it feels heavy I can feel the weight of my dick on my body. As im getting older some funny things going on with my body including my dick I allways thought that when a man gets older it gets smaller. In my case that isnt so Also in my younger days i dont remember my dick being this heavy. I also used wear a cock ring with weights all day long Mabye that has something to do with it :cool:
     
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    does this mean I'll have to wear a hard hat during sex?!
     
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    Whatever gets you off, beardy :rolleyes:
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    Nice pic Blackbeard!:wink:
     
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    I'm just trying to imagine what kind of heavy equipment extralargehung would be operating:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    Ok, a guy with a big dig is a "Heavy Equipment Operator"...

    So a gay bottom or straight woman must be an "Equipment Engineer", a sex ed teacher must be an "Equipment Supervisor", and a guy who wants a big dick must be an "Unqualified Heavy Equipment Operator".
     
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    Make it a hardhat and a smile and nothing else!
     
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