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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Marlene_Dietrich, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. Marlene_Dietrich

    Marlene_Dietrich New Member

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    ..and I'm new here. But I suppose everybody of you knows me ?
     
  2. Pecker

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    Ah, Marlene, my angel.

    Isn't Dietrich a German word for "legs"? :loveya:
     
  3. Marlene_Dietrich

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    Ohhh yes my sweet Pory Pecker.. they say so
    http://www.marlene.nm.ru/legs.jpg

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    Ah, Marlene, my angel.

    Isn't Dietrich a German word for "legs"? :loveya:
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  4. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    The best Marlene Dietrich movie ever made:

    Blazing Saddles.
     
  5. Marlene_Dietrich

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    I don't know how to break this to you, Fräulein Dietrich, aber Sie sind tot!,
     
  7. Marlene_Dietrich

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    Ich bin unsterblich......you know? I will be always at you side adorable man.


     
  8. Lex

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    People who pretend to have online personalities are losers.

    What's next--pretending you're hung??!
     
  9. Marlene_Dietrich

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    Oh Lex, you seem to be a very charming man...
    Don't be so sure that I'm a looser.....most times I win the game.
    And you know what? I always liked man with a good scence of humor. Are you a bit dry?

     
  10. Marlene_Dietrich

    Marlene_Dietrich New Member

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    by the way....

    I am hung.

    http://www.celebsmoking.com/19/Touch_Of_Evil_M_Dietrich1.mpg


     
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    But are you a LOSER?
     
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    can't you read hon?

     
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    Not that this isn't perfectly adorable, but Bill Clinton already beat you to this.

    I can assure you the REAL Marlene would have better things to do than surf the internet.
     
  14. Marlene_Dietrich

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    well dear, you don't seem to no the busineness. My private life is completly seperated from my professional life. You know, in my private life I'm a bit lonely sometimes, so I have to do something to make my life a bit more interesting.

     
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    For example, decomposing.
     
  16. Marlene_Dietrich

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    wouldn't that be a task for you to decompose me? :smoke:


    For example, decomposing.
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  17. Marlene_Dietrich

    Marlene_Dietrich New Member

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    I think I belong to the top :smoke:





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    I think I just took a left turn into the Twilight Zone ............:huh: :crazy:
     
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    Hi Marlene. My ex loved you. In Blazing Saddles. Mine and her favourite scene was:

    "Is it twoo?"
    "Oh itz twoo itz twoo!"

    (Scene about black men having big penises, that used to refer to me).
     
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