Heidi Klum and Seal

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  1. thirteenbyseven

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    Super- Duper -Uber model Heidi Klum has traded in her past Italian suasages for a new British black one, singer Seal. I will resisit all cliche jokes about "once you go black you'll never go back."

    Does the considerable and vast rumour mill have any info on the bamboo stick of said singer? While musicians have great bank accounts (they just prurchased a little $4.3 million (US) love nest in Bel-Air) Heidi strikes me as a hot blooded babe that requires some substantial inches and staying power from her lovers. Any clues?
     
  2. jonb

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    Um, Sting isn't black.
     
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    he meant seal...
     
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    KTownBlondy: both of them are hot :eek:
     
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    is there any better explanation other than that he has the stereotyped big black cock? Is she a sincere size queen or what?
     
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    Madonna fucked him, does that mean anything?
     
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    Clearly it must be that. Heaven forbid they be with each other out of love or anything... :banghead2:
     
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    He's no oil painting, but man he's sexy!! I remember when he first hit the music scene here in the UK and whenever he was singing on TV I just stopped whatever I was doing to watch and listen.

    I definitely would!!

    I think for alot of women, talent and humour is a huge aphrodisiac.
     
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    You're my hero!

    However, Madonna did also ride Vanilla Ice...and he doesn't exactly put the 'Large' in lpsg
    :biggrin1:
     
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    Ummm...Have you ever heard him sing? Or seen his body on the cover of his album? Or perhaps it is something to do with the kind of person he is? Why is it that if a white supermodel is dating a black singer it has to be about his "sterotypical big black cock"?? Shallow, shallow....and racist.
     
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    I think they must love each other.
    Why would they have kids if they weren't really serious about each other ?
     
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    Yeah thats pretty ignorant bro. He has incredible talent. Have you ever listened to any of his albums? I recommend the first two. If you listen to them you know he is a true mac daddy and knows how to love and care for someone. Some of his stuff really blows me away. I actually believe SHE is the lucky one in the relationship, and that any woman lucky enough to have captured Seal is one of the luckiest women on earth. And this is coming from a completely hetero male, Seal has got it going on. Amazing voice, beautiful lyrics and music.
     
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    I believe he can fly.
     
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    Skull... well put
     
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    They don't put up with that kind of shit back home.
     
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    Kiss From A Rose

    Is about drugs. Or a girl. Depending how you look at it.

    That's my fave song of his, not much of a fan. Lots of people like Crazy too.

    Just thought you should know :cool:

    And yeah I was gonna say Seal is an interesting man, its not all about cock. And Heidi is really pretty and down to earth. Nice tits too :wink:
     
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    I actually think Seal is nice-looking (and the body is off the hook!), but does anyone know why he has those scars on his face?

    Just curious . . .
     
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    he has a form of lupus
     
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    Wrong black singer. I believe you're referring to R. Kelly who is well-known for other escapades.
     
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    Hey, he's black of course he is well hung. lol

    And she aint bad looking!
     
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