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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Professor_Chaos, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. Professor_Chaos

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    Thought I would join here considering female friends of mine think I am obsessed with my large cock (it is 8" by 6" so big but I am sure I am no more than average here). Just here to have a bit of fun, and if more comes out of it all good. Otherwise I will enjoy having in depth discussions about, err the cock.

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    Welcome to LPSG.
     
  3. chicagosam

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    Welcome to LPSG, Professor Chaos! (I like that screen name!) A lot can come from of this site for you and your large appendage. Sam
     
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    Cheers, my name is a South Park reference (In case you or anyone else didn't know), and also a reference to a girl once saying 'I leave a trail of destruction in my wake' in reference of how I make girls loose after having sex with me.

    Cheers
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    At least you have markatable job skills and a hobby, along with substantial references.
     
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    Yes its always handy, gives one a bit of an ego, as I am sure many guys can vouch for on this site.

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    Just as long as you have a good grasp on it, Alex, and you can self-start; you're just one stroke away from achieving your goal!:biggrin1:
     
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    My goal? How do you know my goal? My goal is to get with as many hot and cool girls (and the occasional guy) as possible.

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    It doesn't require being a Rhodes scholar to figure that one out, Alex.:cool: I knew that from the start. Seeing as you are an equal opportunity goal setter who occasionally plays for the other team, try this.:biggrin1:
     
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    Good stuff, I used to write some stuff like that as a teenager.

    Funny think with me is that when ive told girls I like guys, they have always been turned on, one is desperate to see me get with a guy. My only guy on guy action at this stage has been kissing a guy and him going down on me for a bit, then I got a bit weirded out. So any hot muscley/toned/non-hairy guys out there, I am up for it. Oh and hot cool girls can apply.

    Cheers
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    Except that mine were written for friends who were highly "appreciative" of this genre, but for me it was an experiement in writing to fill a need; and, surprising to many, they do nothing for me. I look forward to your teenage literary offerings.
    I guess you will have to give it another go. You might like it, Pal. You seem to have a good healthy interest for it. Nothing wrong with that.
    Places this in Large Penis Encounters. Good luck, Big Guy!
     
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    No I am 26 actually, could pass for 19 if I had to I am sure.

    But, yeah I would be willing to give things another go with a guy, but that just didn't feel right.

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    ALEX
     
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    Hello to you and welcome...........:smile: :cool:
     
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    That should work to your advantage, Alex. Good luck. Later, Dude . . . Feel free to PM.
     
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    Welcome to LPSG, Alex. You should like it here.
     
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    Hey, we're size-brothers, lol! Welcome, dude.
     
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    Welcome. Very little left to say if Sam gets there first, but glad you are here!
     
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    Glad to be here, seems like a nice chilled out place.

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    Welcome to LPSG
     
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    Welcome, Alex.
    Hope you enjoy the site ... and of course you will.:cool:
     
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