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Pistol

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Hi friends! Newish member here, time to introduce myself.

I identify as male and bisexual: homo-romantic (meaning I date male-identified people) but bisexual/homoflexible (meaning I have sex with people of all genders and orientations, though it skews toward other male-identified people and masculine-presenting NBs and GFs). In my 40s, though people usually think I'm in my 30s. Stats: 6'0, 195, 32" waist, 44" chest, 15-16" arms and calves, a nice round butt, and thighs like tree trunks. I sometimes describe myself as a slightly nerdy, professional, lumberjack/viking, big bro/dad type.

No "type" really, but I often fall for tall, built, furry... wolf pups and lumberjocks. Beards and tattoos are hot. I am a huuuge ass man, so you'll usually see me liking ass pics! That said, the dick stirs on a whole range, often includes twinks, twunks, jocks, otters, smooth, older, little guys, etc., women with nice racks and beautiful pussies. I'm unpredictable. Trans friendly; poz friendly; poly/open friendly (love couples: MM or MF); don't really care about race (except in the social-justice-warrior sense). Keep the prejudices and stigmas away!

Here are a few answers to the suggested questions! Feel free to hit me up. And I would love all your likes and follows--the more the merrier. I have a bit (more than a bit) of exhibitionist in me (don't we all?). So the more likes and follows, the more I post!! Thanks for reading!

1.) How big are you soft & hard? A bit under 8" hard, partially cut (I was circumcised but they left a lot of extra). About 5.5" girth. Don't know my soft measurements, but it's pretty short. I'm definitely a grower.
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Oh yes, and bigger. Run into a lot of gifted men, for some reason. Love large cocks and see them as a challenge. ;)
3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Fuck yes.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? I love to be deep-throated and it's not easy to find people who can.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)? No. I'm generally not a fan of underwear, unless it's a professional situation and I'm wearing a suit/slack. So the commando thing does get noticed sometimes. But like I said, I'm pretty small when soft, so it's usually not a big deal.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? I love my cock just the way it is and wouldn't change a thing.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Fuck yeah. Anyone who says they don't is lying.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 8"
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? No.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? No.
11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Yes.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 6'0 and 10.5(US mens)
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? I have a FAT nose but not long. I don't think my hands are big but some people do.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) I'm 1/2 Polish. I believe that most Slavs are known for big cocks regardless of nationality.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Yes, and fuck yes.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? No, not usually. Because I'm fairly ordinary when soft. I get comments from sex partners, or prospective sex partners, when I'm hard.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? Yes, and maybe. Given the stigma, I wouldn't want it to affect my career. So maybe I'd wear a mask.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it? No. I wish I could suck myself, but I can't.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Depends on the chair, I suppose.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Sometimes. Super flaccid, no. But if I have a semi, then yes.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Yes. Generally don't wear condoms but any magnums do the trick.