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D_plahalp

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To be honest, I feel a tad dirty for joining this site :3
But nonetheless, I'm here.
I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to right here.. So I'll just say that I'm an avid fan of music and literature, I play multiple instruments, I play in a concert band, sing in a choir, and play guitar/vocalize in a punk band.
Assuming I'm supposed to write this (I really hope I am, bad impressions are a death sentence), I shall tell you my measurements. ?

My, erm, reproductive organ is approximately 9 3/4 long (10 - 10 1/2 on some days, strangely), and generally around 7 1/2 inches around, though it goes anywhere to 8.
I find it strange that my size varies so much, seeing as I'm never less than rock-hard.. But I suppose that's how the world works.
Sorry if I seem like a total perv, this site just seems like the place where I can be that way without feeling terrible ^-^