Ah, good day, all. I'm not the best at introductions. Not by any means. But, I might as well give it a go, eh? My (fake) name is Dick, Dick Dropkick. You all can call me what'cha see fit, I don't 'ave a care. I'm a 22-year old lad living in the US. I'm a big fan of technology, video games, music, and pretty much anything Celtic. As mentioned, I proudly wear the Irish National tartan on my kilt. I frequent the pub and frankly enjoy drinking ample amounts of stout. A pint of Guinness is always good for you. I came to LPSG out of curiosity, really. I'm not a monster by any means, but I pride myself for being somewhat above average in both length and girth. Anyways, that's enough for now. I'll post a picture (with verification card) sometime in the near future for those who care/are curious. Cheers to you all!