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An artist at heart, I live a secluded life chained to the snowy floor of my igloo in the far, far North.
Rumor has it a cat controls my life.
I have intimate knowledge of what stinging nettles feels like on my underarm.
But, enough of me. Overindulgence of the self can drive one to drink. Heavily. Or, so I am told. Again, rumors.
Did I mention I like big dicks? Or is that a given by being here. Perhaps I'm just here for the cooking articles. Yes. The cooking articles, and tips on how to be a good parent to my fur baby. (and big dicks)
tl;dr Hello.
Rumor has it a cat controls my life.
I have intimate knowledge of what stinging nettles feels like on my underarm.
But, enough of me. Overindulgence of the self can drive one to drink. Heavily. Or, so I am told. Again, rumors.
Did I mention I like big dicks? Or is that a given by being here. Perhaps I'm just here for the cooking articles. Yes. The cooking articles, and tips on how to be a good parent to my fur baby. (and big dicks)
tl;dr Hello.