Hello from Chicago area

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by joearcher1066, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. joearcher1066

    joearcher1066 New Member

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    Hello everyone. I go by many names but in this case you can call me Joe. I have to confess that I am a gate-crasher in your big-dick party. I do not have a big dick and am totally bummed out by that fact. I always wanted to have a horsedick and am jealous of you meat-packers out there. I am just over six inches when I'm hard, but the worst of it is that when I'm soft, my cock doesn't hang at all. It looks like a turtle head barely poking through the shell. I am serious about looking into ways to get it bigger, "short" of surgery of course. Any advice that anyone might have would be appreciated.
    I am married and am mostly hetero, but I love to look at big cocks. I am a part-time crosdresser and love being fem. I've flirted with guys dressed as girls but have yet to "go all the way", but I know it's only a matter of time before I have a nice hard one in my mouth.
    So again if anyone has any suggestions on how to get some improvement, I'd love to hear from you.
    Joe.
     
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    Hey, Joe, welcome.
     
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    welcome Joe Enjoy
     
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    Hi Joe,welcome to LPSG. :cool:
     
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    welcome man.:smile:
     
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    Hi Joe! Welcome!
     
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