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- Portland, Oregon
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- Male
..Oregon. Anyone else from Portland? 
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: Various, depends on the temperature of the environment I guess. Hard: 7⅜" x 5"
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah a number of times. The most recent close one was 7½" on the dot. Although there have been some that were 7", which is technically closer, I think?
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes! I wish I were a solid 8, though. A real live honest to god eight is fairly rare on white guys, though. A lot of the guys on this board are saying they're eights but in reality they're 7 or 7½.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: Guys like it a lot. Cons: It doesn't get you laid if you look like a cross between Walter Matthau and John Belushi. When you look like that, the majority of guys don't care WHAT your dick looks like, and the very thought of your dick never crosses their mind. So most guys never get to see it.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Tight underwear.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Soft: Whatever.. at least 5 I guess? Hard: At least 8.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Over the internet. I don't really get to in person very much. See question 4.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7⅜ by 5.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I don't know? Maybe??
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Once in a long while. Depends on the design of the toilet.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Not sure what you mean...?
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Duh.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'10" and about 9½.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Based on porn observations and personal experience, I'd say the nose thing has some truth to it, but the hand thing is prettymuch bullshit.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
What the fuck is a "Lower Slobboyians"? Did you just make that up? I've seen the results of a handful of different dick size surveys over the last couple years and all of them pegged France as being the largest, with Spain, Italy and Russia close behind. Germany was also high on the list. Anyway, I'm Scottish, English, Cherokee, a small part German and a small part Polish.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Not really -- I get attention on sites like Dudesnude and Adam4Adam, from guys who live over 200 miles away. Locals almost never interested. Or, they're interested but they're trolls, in which case I don't count them.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
(Not applicable. Guys don't look at me.)
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Naw. The dick is nice but the director would want to put a bag over my head. I'm a weird looking person.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Define "trick". Sometimes when its limp it looks like I'm uncut. I'm cut but they left a good amount of skin.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Occasionally
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Occasionally
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Usually, and I use regular.
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: Various, depends on the temperature of the environment I guess. Hard: 7⅜" x 5"
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah a number of times. The most recent close one was 7½" on the dot. Although there have been some that were 7", which is technically closer, I think?
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes! I wish I were a solid 8, though. A real live honest to god eight is fairly rare on white guys, though. A lot of the guys on this board are saying they're eights but in reality they're 7 or 7½.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: Guys like it a lot. Cons: It doesn't get you laid if you look like a cross between Walter Matthau and John Belushi. When you look like that, the majority of guys don't care WHAT your dick looks like, and the very thought of your dick never crosses their mind. So most guys never get to see it.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Tight underwear.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Soft: Whatever.. at least 5 I guess? Hard: At least 8.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Over the internet. I don't really get to in person very much. See question 4.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7⅜ by 5.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I don't know? Maybe??
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Once in a long while. Depends on the design of the toilet.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Not sure what you mean...?
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Duh.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'10" and about 9½.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Based on porn observations and personal experience, I'd say the nose thing has some truth to it, but the hand thing is prettymuch bullshit.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
What the fuck is a "Lower Slobboyians"? Did you just make that up? I've seen the results of a handful of different dick size surveys over the last couple years and all of them pegged France as being the largest, with Spain, Italy and Russia close behind. Germany was also high on the list. Anyway, I'm Scottish, English, Cherokee, a small part German and a small part Polish.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Not really -- I get attention on sites like Dudesnude and Adam4Adam, from guys who live over 200 miles away. Locals almost never interested. Or, they're interested but they're trolls, in which case I don't count them.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
(Not applicable. Guys don't look at me.)
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Naw. The dick is nice but the director would want to put a bag over my head. I'm a weird looking person.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Define "trick". Sometimes when its limp it looks like I'm uncut. I'm cut but they left a good amount of skin.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Occasionally
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Occasionally
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Usually, and I use regular.