Hello from Puerto Rico

[jordanj]

Thanks Deve1opment! All these beautifully equiped British boys! Anyone in the UK want some VERY accomodating company? I'm Puerto Rican, very cute, completely housed trained, and I will do circus tricks for a right good rogering from one of Her Majesty's finest.

Wrey

Oh goodness, I'm VERY British, got the posh accent and everything, come round whenever you like!

Great pics btw :wink:

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Vinney,
Thank you for your candor. I don't fool myself for one minute as to the nature of this site.

Actually... we do have some serious discussions occur here. But then I usually show up and whore all the attention to myself. Oh wait - madame the attention? Whatever.

A 7 is always looking an 8, an 8 is looking for a 9, a 9 wants a 10. And we're all waiting for the day some hot guy hands us a waiver to sign absolving them of any responsibility for spliting us in half with a penis that can only be describes as 'epic.' Anyone who says different is lying or a lesbian.

Epic? You refer to little ol' me when you say that? Sign please ________ here.

I have two motos I love by:

OOH guys... my ship's come in loaded DOWN with Bacardi, plantains, and my new Papi here... You all heard him say he loves me, right?

"I may not be the cutest boy in the club, but I am going home with him."

No problem. Want me to drive?

"The carouselle goes around just once, ride every pony you can."

Giddyup, cowboy.

That's the reality of it. We can argue our spritual natures until the sun comes up, but our carnal nature is an autonomous fact. It exists regardless of our opinions.

So how's that for candor?

OMG, he's a church boy TOO! Listen at him goin on about his spiritual nature. He's SO meeting my mother...


"How was that", you ask? Gave ME a boner.

 

[Wrey]

Touché, Vinnie, touché. I must concede the floor to a punster and prankster of masterly rank.

Wrey

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Touché, Vinnie, touché. I must concede the floor to a punster and prankster of masterly rank.

Wrey

Conceded the floor? Nay dear boy, no need. Simply my way of asking you to dance...

And we all know how y'all Peurto Ricans get your groove on. I mean look at Ricky Martin! Shit, for that matter ALL of Menudo!

 

[Wrey]

Ugh, Ricky Martin.... The reason I tell people I'm Mexican when asked. We have some trully fine men here in PR in the entertainment industry that we do not export.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Ugh, Ricky Martin.... The reason I tell people I'm Mexican when asked. We have some trully fine men here in PR in the entertainment industry that we do not export.

Must be referring to yourself, cuz your pictures are entertaining me...

 

[Wrey]

I thank you kindly, Vinnie. As are yours. :O)

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

I thank you kindly, Vinnie. As are yours. :O)

OK, Hol' up... It's VinnY, not VinnIE. Come correct homeboy.

 

[Wrey]

My bad, my bad. Won't happen again....

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

My bad, my bad. Won't happen again....

You love me, Papi?

 

[Wrey]

Ok, I guess I loves you.... I love to think of wrapping my Latino lips around your May pole during a Celtic fertility celebration. << oops, did I just go all slutty? What the hell was that?>>

 

[Deve1opment]

All these "mannerly" welcome responses are bullshit. AND they're all from whores - I know - had 'em all.


Vinny I wish you had.. if you had I think I'd remember lol

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Ok, I guess I loves you.... I love to think of wrapping my Latino lips around your May pole during a Celtic fertility celebration. << oops, did I just go all slutty? What the hell was that?>>

Well we just had our first fight, so I guess make up sex is in order. I WAS hopin' to have you meet mama before any of this... but if you insist.
Go on ahead and go slutty baby. What's my name? Say my NAME! Mmhmm, that's right, you like bein Vinny's little slut, don'tcha?

 

[Wrey]

I only do dirty talk in Spanish or Russian. Fucking hot dirty talk in Russian turns this boy OUT!

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Oh shit... um... Stolichnaya! Did I say that right?

 

[Wrey]

Ehto soversheno tochno. Nu, sejchas dai mne u tebya ubyvets.

 

[Wrey]

Never sounds as good with latin letters.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

That latin dick is lookin right good though...

Were you just speakin in tongues? Mama's gonna LOVE this one, y'all...

 

[DGirl]

WELCOME TO THE FUN HOUSE Wrey!!!
I was new a while ago..." But, I am OLD now!!!:biggrin1:
I loved PR !!! My old ship used to go their ALL of the time.." But, Now the new Sailors can't go their because they closed the darn base down.." Along with Iceland..." That sucks so much for them.." Because, PR was so much FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:redface:

I hope you enjoy your stay
!!!!

 

[Wrey]

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