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Obligatory answers:
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: around 4.5" long
Hard: 7.5" (8 on a good day)
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
In my college years I slept with a guy who was easily 10". He drove for a parcel service in Ann arbor in 2012/2013. Hit me up if you read this.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
It's definitely a perk but it isn't all fun in the sun.
4) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro: self confidence in locker rooms, I fill out underwear nicely. When I fail at beer pong my frat brothers would complement me on my vpl.
Cons: people assume I'm a top - and alternatively people become afraid to bottom for me (pretty thick)
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I can pretty much wear whatever as long as the front pouch is big enough. Some of the Asian brands even in a large it feels like I'm cutting off circulation. Only other thing is competition Speedos made of the slip stream fabric. Not enough stretch in the fabric so I end up with my scrotum pulling a bat signal when I spread my legs.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Maybe a bit smaller when soft if it includes my balls. Otherwise I'm pretty good.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Have you ever had a word fight and not had a stabbing battle?
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I hadn't cranked one out for a week, and had been looking at porn for a couple of hours. And I had just started hormone therapy. I hit the 9.25 point .I felt like my dick was going to pop like an overinflated water balloon. My veins we're also looking like it was about to hulk out.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yeah, if I'm not wearing support and I move quickly it's heavy enough to hurt itself banging on my legs.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Uhhh - not unless the toilet is about to overflow.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
My dick - no. My balls? Several times. I've learned to sit down with one ass cheek and roll all the way down with the legs spread out a bit.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah, but I have a comfy ass bed - so it just kinda doesn't do anything.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'1" Shoe size 11.5 wide.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have pretty dainty hands (we'll probably average). I've never really thought about it. Same to the nose.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Are northern Europeans known for haveing big dicks?
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I get attention, but not a ton - as to if I like it, it really depends on the situation. If I'm in a sauna and in the middle of hooking up with someone and another person comments it's more annoying. Regardless though I'm not outwardly bashful about it.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
See 16
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nope, and nope.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small is where I can wrap my index to thumb around it and it doesn't hit my gag reflex. Average is like 5-6.5 inches with proportional width. Large is bigger?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can helicopter?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Nope, but it would touch the chair which is gross. So I'd put a towel down.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
See #9
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes, any of the 'large' marketing types work. Mostly for thickness. Regular ones are tight enough that I go soft because of lack of circulation.
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: around 4.5" long
Hard: 7.5" (8 on a good day)
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
In my college years I slept with a guy who was easily 10". He drove for a parcel service in Ann arbor in 2012/2013. Hit me up if you read this.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
It's definitely a perk but it isn't all fun in the sun.
4) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro: self confidence in locker rooms, I fill out underwear nicely. When I fail at beer pong my frat brothers would complement me on my vpl.
Cons: people assume I'm a top - and alternatively people become afraid to bottom for me (pretty thick)
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I can pretty much wear whatever as long as the front pouch is big enough. Some of the Asian brands even in a large it feels like I'm cutting off circulation. Only other thing is competition Speedos made of the slip stream fabric. Not enough stretch in the fabric so I end up with my scrotum pulling a bat signal when I spread my legs.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Maybe a bit smaller when soft if it includes my balls. Otherwise I'm pretty good.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Have you ever had a word fight and not had a stabbing battle?
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I hadn't cranked one out for a week, and had been looking at porn for a couple of hours. And I had just started hormone therapy. I hit the 9.25 point .I felt like my dick was going to pop like an overinflated water balloon. My veins we're also looking like it was about to hulk out.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yeah, if I'm not wearing support and I move quickly it's heavy enough to hurt itself banging on my legs.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Uhhh - not unless the toilet is about to overflow.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
My dick - no. My balls? Several times. I've learned to sit down with one ass cheek and roll all the way down with the legs spread out a bit.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah, but I have a comfy ass bed - so it just kinda doesn't do anything.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'1" Shoe size 11.5 wide.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have pretty dainty hands (we'll probably average). I've never really thought about it. Same to the nose.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Are northern Europeans known for haveing big dicks?
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I get attention, but not a ton - as to if I like it, it really depends on the situation. If I'm in a sauna and in the middle of hooking up with someone and another person comments it's more annoying. Regardless though I'm not outwardly bashful about it.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
See 16
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nope, and nope.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small is where I can wrap my index to thumb around it and it doesn't hit my gag reflex. Average is like 5-6.5 inches with proportional width. Large is bigger?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can helicopter?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Nope, but it would touch the chair which is gross. So I'd put a towel down.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
See #9
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes, any of the 'large' marketing types work. Mostly for thickness. Regular ones are tight enough that I go soft because of lack of circulation.