Thought it would be fun to weigh in on this survey, since I reckon my answers will be a bit different from the majority here!
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft, I'm about an inch long. It looks like a thimble that just pokes straight out above my nuts, never long enough to hang.
Hard, I top out right at 6 centimeters — 2.36 inches! That's not bone-pressed, but I feel like that measurement is cheating since who would ever see you that way? My 6cm-peter is what partners or paid companions see when they pull my pants down.
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I have only ever met people bigger than me. I've met a few smaller guys IRL, but none anywhere near as small as me.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
It's been quite the journey. For too long, I didn't realize just how tiny I was. Blissfully unaware that I was abnormal through high school and even the first year of college, I just thought the guys I was seeing (not many, perhaps obviously) were bigger than me but meh.
Once I started trying to date guys in earnest, it became quickly apparent that I wasn't just "a little smaller." Though I had a great first boyfriend when I was 18, almost anyone I met following that relationship made me feel incredibly inferior, when I wasn't ready for that, so I just kind of retreated into myself ashamed of what was in my pants.
But after years of that, while I'm still extremely introverted and date rarely, I have embraced having a tiny willy. I do get off on humiliation/degradation for my dick size, but I've also been with a few guys who really like really small ones and that's been fun too. Now I get off on being exposed and love it when anyone sees me, soft nubbin or hard roll of lifesavers.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
To being so small! Pros: Nobody could EVER choke on it. Makes blowjobs extremely easy, even for those not experienced in giving them
Don't ever have to worry about it popping out of the leg of my shorts.
Cons: Aside from the obvious shortcomings, it is IMPOSSIBLE to hide my boners. And even at age 41, I get a lot of them when I'm out and about. It's so short I can't tuck it up under my waistband, I can't angle it down my pants leg, I can't push it out toward my hip. It just pokes straight out in front of me at 90 degrees, with no consideration for what I'm wearing. Can be exceedingly obvious depending on clothing.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I can't wear boxers without a fly; soft or hard my thing just pops out almost immediately.
Running shorts make my size painfully obvious with even the tiniest breeze. That said, I really enjoy wearing them wherever I can (which is a lot of places in recent years!) for that exact reason. I always cut out the liner.
Anything with a "built in" cock ring or "bulge enhancer" system or whatever. Though they're marketed to people with smaller dicks, they're all gargantuan on me; no part of me down there is big enough for anything to stay put. My balls pull back tight against my body and my dick isn't even long enough to keep slipped through a hole.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Would love to have something significant soft. I'd kill for 3.5-4 inches and decent girth.
Hard, I'd be forever grateful to have something as "average" as 5.5-6 inches. Not super thick.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Every chance I get.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
When I was much younger and not as heavy, I measured just a hair under 4 inches hard. So even if I get back to the shape of my late teens/early 20s, it's not getting anywhere near average, let alone "big."
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No and that's my biggest complaint! I'd absolutely love to know what it feels like carrying something around out there instead of just my little dink trying to reach the fabric of my underwear.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Good lord no, but I do have to use one hand to point it down to the water; otherwise it sprays out over the toilet seat.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Hahaha this would take some gymnast-level maneuvering.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
I mean... I've tried to drill a hole in the mattress during sleep!
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 6'1, and wear size 13 shoes — and have since I was 13 years old.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have big feet, pretty big hands, average nose. No "big this means big that" myth has ever been true of me.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
British and Hungarian. A pretty average lot.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I do, certainly, from anyone looking — in a family-friendly pool or gym setting to a very adults-only setting like a bathhouse or theater. And I've grown to love the attention. I'd rather have someone stand in front of me recording video as they tell me what a hilariously worthless little pin-dick I have than just take one look at it and walk away.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Very few actual comments to me, though I've absolutely noticed people looking and then saying something to whoever they're with more than a few times. Lots of double-takes and looks of subdued disbelief in my past.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I would honestly really love to do some SPH-related porn. There's so little of it out there that's truly good, I would like nothing more than to contribute to something that made it better/more believable. (Half those "small dick" videos on any porn site feature guys with more than twice my length.)
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Since I am small, I may have different answers!
Small: 4.5 inches or less
Average: 4.5-6.5 inches
Big: 6.5 or above
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can make hide inside me!
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Hahaha no, it has never been capable of hanging anywhere.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
I've thought for years about the best way to describe how it looks when I walk or run in something skimpy/athletic shorts with no underwear or liner: It WOBBLES. It's not long enough to even wiggle, really, in my view. It's stationary, basically, and the movement of my shorts makes it look like it's wobbling around a tiny bit.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Ha!! No.
Though my girth, at a smidge over 4 inches, isn't as freakishly micro as my length, so some of the ultra-small condoms are actually too tight on me (Iron Grip, those Swiss ones made for preteens, etc.) So I order custom ones from MySize, and though they're a tiny bit looser than they ought to be, I order E99s.
That said, even the shortest ones are obviously still almost three times longer than my dick. So I like to tell people, honestly, the SINGLE SHORTEST CONDOM in the entire world — by a company started to make sure everyone would have a condom that fits them — is still more than twice as long as me.
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft, I'm about an inch long. It looks like a thimble that just pokes straight out above my nuts, never long enough to hang.
Hard, I top out right at 6 centimeters — 2.36 inches! That's not bone-pressed, but I feel like that measurement is cheating since who would ever see you that way? My 6cm-peter is what partners or paid companions see when they pull my pants down.
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I have only ever met people bigger than me. I've met a few smaller guys IRL, but none anywhere near as small as me.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
It's been quite the journey. For too long, I didn't realize just how tiny I was. Blissfully unaware that I was abnormal through high school and even the first year of college, I just thought the guys I was seeing (not many, perhaps obviously) were bigger than me but meh.
Once I started trying to date guys in earnest, it became quickly apparent that I wasn't just "a little smaller." Though I had a great first boyfriend when I was 18, almost anyone I met following that relationship made me feel incredibly inferior, when I wasn't ready for that, so I just kind of retreated into myself ashamed of what was in my pants.
But after years of that, while I'm still extremely introverted and date rarely, I have embraced having a tiny willy. I do get off on humiliation/degradation for my dick size, but I've also been with a few guys who really like really small ones and that's been fun too. Now I get off on being exposed and love it when anyone sees me, soft nubbin or hard roll of lifesavers.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
To being so small! Pros: Nobody could EVER choke on it. Makes blowjobs extremely easy, even for those not experienced in giving them
Cons: Aside from the obvious shortcomings, it is IMPOSSIBLE to hide my boners. And even at age 41, I get a lot of them when I'm out and about. It's so short I can't tuck it up under my waistband, I can't angle it down my pants leg, I can't push it out toward my hip. It just pokes straight out in front of me at 90 degrees, with no consideration for what I'm wearing. Can be exceedingly obvious depending on clothing.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I can't wear boxers without a fly; soft or hard my thing just pops out almost immediately.
Running shorts make my size painfully obvious with even the tiniest breeze. That said, I really enjoy wearing them wherever I can (which is a lot of places in recent years!) for that exact reason. I always cut out the liner.
Anything with a "built in" cock ring or "bulge enhancer" system or whatever. Though they're marketed to people with smaller dicks, they're all gargantuan on me; no part of me down there is big enough for anything to stay put. My balls pull back tight against my body and my dick isn't even long enough to keep slipped through a hole.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Would love to have something significant soft. I'd kill for 3.5-4 inches and decent girth.
Hard, I'd be forever grateful to have something as "average" as 5.5-6 inches. Not super thick.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Every chance I get.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
When I was much younger and not as heavy, I measured just a hair under 4 inches hard. So even if I get back to the shape of my late teens/early 20s, it's not getting anywhere near average, let alone "big."
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No and that's my biggest complaint! I'd absolutely love to know what it feels like carrying something around out there instead of just my little dink trying to reach the fabric of my underwear.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Good lord no, but I do have to use one hand to point it down to the water; otherwise it sprays out over the toilet seat.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Hahaha this would take some gymnast-level maneuvering.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
I mean... I've tried to drill a hole in the mattress during sleep!
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 6'1, and wear size 13 shoes — and have since I was 13 years old.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have big feet, pretty big hands, average nose. No "big this means big that" myth has ever been true of me.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
British and Hungarian. A pretty average lot.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I do, certainly, from anyone looking — in a family-friendly pool or gym setting to a very adults-only setting like a bathhouse or theater. And I've grown to love the attention. I'd rather have someone stand in front of me recording video as they tell me what a hilariously worthless little pin-dick I have than just take one look at it and walk away.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Very few actual comments to me, though I've absolutely noticed people looking and then saying something to whoever they're with more than a few times. Lots of double-takes and looks of subdued disbelief in my past.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I would honestly really love to do some SPH-related porn. There's so little of it out there that's truly good, I would like nothing more than to contribute to something that made it better/more believable. (Half those "small dick" videos on any porn site feature guys with more than twice my length.)
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Since I am small, I may have different answers!
Small: 4.5 inches or less
Average: 4.5-6.5 inches
Big: 6.5 or above
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can make hide inside me!
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Hahaha no, it has never been capable of hanging anywhere.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
I've thought for years about the best way to describe how it looks when I walk or run in something skimpy/athletic shorts with no underwear or liner: It WOBBLES. It's not long enough to even wiggle, really, in my view. It's stationary, basically, and the movement of my shorts makes it look like it's wobbling around a tiny bit.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Ha!! No.
Though my girth, at a smidge over 4 inches, isn't as freakishly micro as my length, so some of the ultra-small condoms are actually too tight on me (Iron Grip, those Swiss ones made for preteens, etc.) So I order custom ones from MySize, and though they're a tiny bit looser than they ought to be, I order E99s.
That said, even the shortest ones are obviously still almost three times longer than my dick. So I like to tell people, honestly, the SINGLE SHORTEST CONDOM in the entire world — by a company started to make sure everyone would have a condom that fits them — is still more than twice as long as me.