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  1. B_Darnell_ny

    B_Darnell_ny New Member

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    I'm new here but I've heard about the site for a while. I am hung very large but I once had someone tell me not to say how many inches on here cuz I won't be believed. Well I'm glad I finally signed up, HI.
     
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    Welcome. And who told you NOT to tell the truth?
     
  3. Matthew

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    Welcome Darnell. Tell us anything you want to. Everyone else does.
     
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    Welcome to the boards Darnell.

    Matthew, you're full of good advice and truth with that one....and pretty damn funny as well dude :)
     
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    Do not. There's A LOT I've not yet told you Matthew. hehe.
     
  6. Matthew

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    I ... I can only imagine.
     
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    At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

    The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

    Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

    Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

    The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!"
     
  8. GoneA

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    just what brainless specimen of humanity told you that?

    and welcome to the board...
     
  9. Pecker

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    One who's witnessed what we do to guys who claim to have a 20" dick.
     
  10. Pappy

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    Darnell_ny welcome to our little world. You don't have to tell anything you don't want to tell.
     
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    Welcome, Darnell! Feel free to give as much or as little info as you're comfortable with. But do say something from time to time.
     
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    Hey baby, great to see you made it. The witless specimen of humanity would be me.
     
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    Darnell, welcome. The more New Yorkers the better.
     
  14. B_Darnell_ny

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    don't pay attention to whoever said you are a witless specimen - i think your advice is the best ever and if it wasnt for you i probably wouldnt even have found this site! :) :) ;)
     
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    i knew it ... i bet you also eat children :mad:
     
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    Hey Darnell_ny, I think I've seen that sunset picture which you use as your avatar before, if I am not mistaken. Aren't you ashamed of using someone's else picture as your avatar? You're a FAKE! Shame on you!;)
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    Oh, and welcome, by the way...
     
  17. B_Darnell_ny

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    its just a picture that came on my computer
     
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    Darnell, sexycobra was being silly.

    You are who I thought you were and I don't blame Jana for telling you NOT to tell your size.
     
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    I would eat YOUR children!

    Darnell, things get quite silly here sometimes and it's hard to tell the friends from the foes. MOST of us actually like each other a great deal, GoneA included.....right?
     
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    Welcome Darnell,

    You will find the board helpful and friendly. Enjoy your time here.
     
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