Hello Said Another Person...

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Imported, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. Imported

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    Banjax: Hello everybody!

    I'm another one of those long time lurkers that have finally decided to come into the light...

    I guess I'll start by making a totally preposterous claim of size:

    I'm decidedly average!

    Shockingly unbelievable, I know. And I'm not posting any pics to prove it either...

    Before I stumbled across this board, I thought about large members in only a sexual way. I used to think that the world would be my oyster if I was well endowed, but now I've matured somewhat through reading the posts here. I wouldn't say no to being bigger, but I'm more than happy with what I've got. And whilst I may still think that a large penis is a beautiful and delightful object, I understand that having one obviously isn't a bed of roses especially when the owner is treated as a useless appendage to it...

    So I'm here to add my support!

    Oh, and being a good Briton, I will descend into sarcasm, irony, dry wit, wry and dark humour and other odd behaviour found here in Blighty, including spelling thing correctly...

    Banjax
     
  2. Altairion

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    Welcome to the ranks of the posters Banjax. Good to see we've turned another one from the dark side. :D
     
  3. Hockeytiger

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    Great! Its good to see lurkers join the ranks of posters. Welcome and I hope to read some of your posts in the near future.
     
  4. B_RoysToy

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    Great having a correct speller added to our ranks, Banjax, and I know DMW will be relieved everytime he reads your "definitely" with two i's. Hopefully we'll learn all kinds of good stuff from your pen, errrr, I mean posts.
     
  5. Imported

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    Banjax: Oh bollocks... I've just noticed that I missed the "s" off of "things"... There goes my claim of perfect spelling...
     
  6. Pene_Negro_Grande

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    Welcome mate...And being average myself - good to have you aboard...
     
  7. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    Typos don't count. Your proficiency in the art of spelling is refreshing. And I do indeed appreciate that you do not spell definitely with an 'a'!
     
  8. Pecker

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    That's a good goal, Banjax, but there aren't many ways to misspell 'thing.' :lol:
     
  9. SomeGuyOverThere

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    Ahh, another Brit, welcome! The more sarcasm the better!
     
  10. Imported

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    Banjax: I have to say that I am merely a trainee sarcastic. My old flat mate down in Brum was the Bitch Queen of Sarcasm, all fell with a hit from her rapier tongue.

    I also must say how honoured I am to have been complimented by the famous DMW! One really doesn't feel worthy!

    As for a misspelt thing, try "fing"... I have seen someone do that...
     
  11. SomeGuyOverThere

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    Surely thats an accent thing... like Beckam (well, that type of accent) and the "ore Sumfing"s.
     
  12. Nomad

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    Heh. I wondered if you meant that people around here had trouble spelling the word, "thing."

    Welcome! :D
     
  13. jonb

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    Now if only people could remember how to conjugate the 283 irregular verbs in the English language.
     
  14. Imported

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    Banjax: "I hanglide. You hanglide. He/She/It hanglid. We hanglidid. They hanglididith. You try and conjugate the verb to hanglide" - Eddie Izzard, can't remember which show... Possibly Definite Article...
     
  15. jonb

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    I meant ones more like be, come, seek, beseech, etc.
     
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