I'll use this because I have no idea what else to use to introduce myself lol. 1.) How big are you soft & hard? Soft about 3-3 1/5 inches Hard about 7 1/2 to 8 2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to you? Claimed they were, prolly were. 3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Wouldn't know any different to be honest 4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Pro's, i go deep. Con's, some women can't ride me or take it. 5.) Are any other male family members (brothers/kids/dad) gifted like you? Dunno, I'll let you know when I ask lol 6.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) Tight jeans or boxers. 7.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Dunno, I figure you work with what you have 8.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Just talking, but then again everyone lies. 9.) How and when did you first realize you were big? When a gf told me I was 10.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? 8 1/4'' 11.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? than a smaller package.... 12.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? I have had this happen before, some toilets are evil.... 13.) Have you ever sat on it? Only sat on my testicals before, still uncomfterable 14.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Don't you roll on it every time you roll over? unless you tuck... 15.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5' 11" size 12 foot 16.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Big nose, not overly though. Regular man hands too 17.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? ( like Italians) Oddly I am partialy Italian, also German, Peruvian, and Polish 18.) Did kids make fun of you growing up? Not for my penis. If so what would they say? You suck at sports, but I think that didn't have to do with my penis 19.) Were you big at a younger age or did you not get bigger until you were older? about 15 I really "grew" 20.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Well, if it was sentient I am certain it would give me attention... 21.) Do people still make comments today? Yes. Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? Yep. If so what do they say? "Got a hard on? Your pitching a tiny tent" and my responce is "yes but the tent is horizontal" (cause everyone loves a smartass lol) 22.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I could but I like my job more. 23.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? Small? 2in Avg: 5-6 Big: anything over 7 24.) Can you do any tricks with it? I can do the helicopter flaccid, fun stuff that is 25.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Never tried, prolly not though since the back of my knees ussually touch the chair lip. 26.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Just the face... lol jk. No, I wear underarmor boxer briefs 27.) Do condoms fit you? They fit when I was 16, haven't worn one since If so what size do you take? Whatever I grab? Some are a lot worse than others though.