Hello!

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by nearlyeightinches, May 28, 2011.

  1. nearlyeightinches

    nearlyeightinches New Member

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    I'm one of the quiet guys you might never expect to have a larger-than-average penis. I don't brag about it, in fact, I work to keep it a secret. Only a handful of people actually know about it, and I've sworn them to secrecy.

    My first real girlfriend never wanted to have sex with me, and it was probably because she was a little intimidated. As a result, I'm still a virgin. I did get my first blow-job (if you could call it that, the girl was really bad at it) last year. However, I'll never forget when she unzipped my pants, put her hand in my underwear, pulled out my member, and came up to my ear and whispered: "You're huge."

    I'm circumcised, and measure 7.75" x 6.00", which I know isn't huge considering some members on this site, but I'm willing to maintain it is at least "big' or "large."

    I've also got something else going for me. Remember that scene in the music video in "Step Brothers" where they say 'every time I cum, I produce a quart"? True story for this guy.

    :biggrin1:
     
  2. Mr. Snakey

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    Welcome.:smile:
     
  3. parchissi

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    Wow - such a private guy!!!!

    Warm welcome to you - I hope no one is looking!!!
     
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