Help a fellow Size Queen out, ye polyglots

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Reminds me of an apocryphal press release I once read released by a political party in India.

"We choose our party's symbol to be the cock, for it stands proud to eradicate pain and bring pride back to the women."

10. The heavy-lidded, low-aimed lustful gaze

11. head tilted low, eyes wide and shining in clear joy

12. head cast back, eyes skyward in silent prayer of thanks.
 

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Ok, the Bablefish Russian translation is HORRID!

In Latin letters - Oh, kakoi u tebya ubyvets!

(pronounce the u as in goose)

In Cyrilic - О, какои у тебя убывец!
 

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I think that would work in France too.

"Tienes una verga enorme/muy grande" in Spanish.

normally in Mexico they would use,
"tu tiene pito grande"
the "verga" tends to be used in a more proper setting :smile:
BUT either one would get the meaning across:biggrin1:
 
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Irish - Ta Peineas ollmhor agat!

Cock (rooster) coileach

Im not 100% on my irish slang but im sure thers sum1 here who is
 

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Babelfish for all your needs. Translating "you have a huge cock" as the lady requested.

Dutch - U hebt een reusachtige haan.
Simple chinese - ?????????
Korean - ?? ??? ??????? ???.
Russian - ?? ?????? ???????? ????
Japanese - ?????????
Portugese - Você tem uma torneira enorme
Italian - Avete un rubinetto enorme
French - Vous avez un robinet énorme
Spanish - Usted tiene un martillo enorme

All those are probably not what you want to say though since I doubt babelfish can translate from the American slang term for penis to an equivalent slang term in any other language. Your best bet is to check out the site and try to translate "You have a huge penis." I'm too lazy to post those results, though.

AltaVista - Babel Fish Translation

hahahahahahaah!!!! Sorry, but as a Japanese speaker that is the funniest translation I have ever heard..."There is an enormous large rooster" haha!
 
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Romanian: "(Tu) ai pula (foarte) mare" -- (You) have a (very) big/large cock.

"Si (tu) ai pizda (foarte) mica" -- And (you) have a (very) tight pussy.

"Vrau sa-mi futi cu asa pula mare acum" -- I want you to fuck me with that large cock now.
 

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In France either of the following will get the message across:

Vous avez une grosse bite. Unfamiliar person you just met
Tu as une grosse bite. Familiar person you fuck occasionally

Note that the noun for cock is feminine in French...go figure!
 

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In Lingala it's: "ozali mokila monene", or, if you're in a hip bar, you replace "huge" with the french: "ozali mokila énorme" or "ozali mokila vraiment géant".

The problem is: if you're in Kinshasa and you find a 10 incher, you're talking average. So be careful when to use the phrase. :smile:

Also, when they know you like black men, they'll be knocking at your door, spending their entire yearly wage on you. That's about US$200. :smile:
 

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Oh these are all terrific. After a few more days I'm going to make a master list to post somewhere. Soon we'll be masters of the international language of :eek: and drooling...

12. The fearful flicker of the pupils


13. The tight-jawed squint of first entry and accomodation


14. The sparkling look of surprise and delight
 

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Babelfish for all your needs. Translating "you have a huge cock" as the lady requested.


Portugese - Você tem uma torneira enorme


All those are probably not what you want to say though since I doubt babelfish can translate from the American slang term for penis to an equivalent slang term in any other language. Your best bet is to check out the site and try to translate "You have a huge penis." I'm too lazy to post those results, though.

AltaVista - Babel Fish Translation


:rolleyes: ..this babel fish is a bad translator...

Instead of torneira (? ...is a faucet)...

Pinto, caralho, pau, pica...for cock.
 

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Hello my Queen,

The languages I know are the following:
- French : tu as une grosse queue / tu as une grosse bite
- English : you have a big cock
- Dutch : je hebt een grote lul
- Spanish : tienes una polla grande

Sam (MentatZPS)
 

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bulgarian - имаш голям кур :)
hope it helps you got great body veronica.
it is my bad there is not such size queens like you in my country
 

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Poia handia daukazu. (Not sure)

I think euskera has not a word to cock, so i´ve used the Spain´s spanish polla. Do you speak latin? I hate it since the institute. Rosa rosae :mad: :mad: :mad: . Stupid dead language!, hahahaha.


Off Topic: I have read it for many times. What is/means size queen?
 
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Hey Veronica!
here'e croatian version:
Imaš veliki kurac! pronounce it like 'eemush veleekee coorats'
Nice pics Veronica!