HELP!! Anal bleaching??

[Likewise]

I love my girlfriends asshole just the way it is. In fact, I'd probably object if she wanted to do something like that.

 

[rexcasual]

This rosebud obsession started with Citizen Kane.

 

[OmahaBeef]

hmmm. I never noticed not one single thing to dislike, much less hate, about your erm.. equipment. never noticed a birthmark. noticed with pleasure, your birthright. :wink:

Thank you!:redface: There you go again...making me blush:biggrin1:

...OB

 

[Ethyl]

I had no idea a pink asshole was the latest trend. Bleaching seems like a lot of work...can't you just use a magic marker?

 

[B_IanTheTall]

I had no idea a pink asshole was the latest trend. Bleaching seems like a lot of work...can't you just use a magic marker?

I volunteer my magic marker...

once the lights are out and the hole is stuffed full of my magic marker, the color just doesn't matter anymore.

 

[danerain]

dark skin is beautiful... jet black assholes buried between two firm rich chocolate buttocks, deep purple vaginas, giant plump mahogany nipples, big copper or chestnut eyes under tousled obsidian hair... what's wrong with that?

Not to in any way disparage ivory-skinned strawberry-haired blue-eyed girls with freckles and pink naughty bits, which I also love. Be happy with whatever it is you've got. Someone out there thinks you are beautiful.

You're refering to people that have even skin tone. Many Asian, Latino, and Multiracial men and women have nipples and genitals that are significantly darker than the rest of their bodies. It’s not uncommon for people to be distracted or disturbed by someone having really dark genitals are nipples and refer to them as being “freakish.” A lot of guys with yellow-orange skin (think Samoan, Mexican) have penises that are black in color. Some people get freaked out when someone whips out a dick that’s 5-10+ shades darker than their body.

I’ve heard people talk about how someone’s _______ was “just too much darker” for them to continue the hook-up after seeing the offending organ. I’ve read disgusting comments about how someone’s penis or labia look burnt or charred.

It’s stupid, just like bleaching your junk to get laid. I mean, damn, I’ve tried that stuff on the hyperpigmentation on my face and arm and it BURNS. I can’t imagine how much it would hurt on my anus.


Having said that, I will continue to tell people "that's just how I'n built" when they ask me why my _______ is soooooooooo much darker than the rest of me.

 

[SassySpy]

If you're doing it because you think other people will like it that's just fucking ridiculous though and makes about as much sense as getting giant water baloon DDDDDDs stuffed into your chest. You'll end up fucking with your body to achieve something that has as much chance of turning someone off as turning someone on.

Sassy, if for some strange reason you personally find the darker pigmentation of your arsehole abhorrent and need to do something about it to ease your own mind, fine, go for it... but if you're doing it because you think other people find pink buttholes to be more attractive, don't assume this is true for everyone. It's certainly not true for me. and I've never ever met a guy who would turn a woman down based on the color of her asshole. Especially not at the point in time when he actually has a clear view of said asshole. If it matters to them at all it might matter an extremely negligible amount. and then of course the sane well-adjusted ones don't give a crap. Not worth it.

you see, this is why I come here- to get the real dirt. If I believed everything I see/hear on various websites... well, I'd believe all men, every single one- want this and that and this and more of that, all wrapped up in a 19 year old. Yes I certainly have my insecurities, somewhat exacerbated by what I see and hear online. And tbh, 9inch, to hear someone like you say that its not something you prefer, carries a lot of weight cos well, cos I think you are real sexy and gorgeous and would have expected you to look for 'perfection' in sexual partners. And that WAS just my erroneous assumption.
That said, I consider most all of you folks 'real'- and I value your opinions far more than the other crap.
I'm not likely to do any bleaching, but I WAS curious. :smile:

I think it goes without saying do what you think will give you personal satisfaction. If someone finds it attractive that's just icing on the cake--although I would agree with everybody that few people have any pigmentation preferences.

Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. People expose themselves to harsh hair chemicals and cook in tanning beds in order to be more attractive, without a moment's thought that they could be harmful. I had my teeth bleached, a far more involved whitening process than rubbing some cream on my butthole.

Yes Scanjock, I think if I wanted to do it 100% for myself, that would be one thing. but to do it cos Ive heard others find it more attractive is way the wrong reason, right?
The other things I do, like highlighting my hair, shaving my regions, etc, I do for me- I like it. And if I could afford it, would do my teeth. Are yours awesome? would love to see!:biggrin1:

I had no idea a pink asshole was the latest trend. Bleaching seems like a lot of work...can't you just use a magic marker?

LOL MB- what colour shall I use? Ya know, I don't even remember where I stumbled across the first link discussing the whole issue, but the more I read, the more widespread it seemed to be.
Thank you all, for your voices of reason!:tongue:

 

[Pumblechook]

For what it is worth,...

1) I've never heard ever of "anal bleaching" until this post today

2) I haven't paid (apparently) enough diligent, unyielding, steadfast, and persevered attention to the color of women's anuses' to know whether I like one color or another

 

[danerain]

what colour shall I use?

Salmon. Nothing says virginal anus like salmon.

 

[Pumblechook]

Nothing says, "I've watched too much porn propaganda headlines and clicked on the links only to be disappointed" like

Salmon. Nothing says virginal anus like salmon.

JK... :tongue:

 

[danerain]

Nothing says, "I've watched too much porn propaganda headlines and clicked on the links only to be disappointed" like

JK... :tongue:

Lol. Reminds me of the time that I saw a bleached anus. The bleaching wasn't even and he ended up with pale spots on his hole......

My soul hurts now.....

 

[No_Strings]

Lol. Reminds me of the time that I saw a bleached anus. The bleaching wasn't even and he ended up with pale spots on his hole......

My soul hurts now.....

ah well, he's good for leopard print fetishes then! :tongue:

 

[danerain]

ah well, he's good for leopard print fetishes then! :tongue:

Or dalmatian:tongue:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

If you're going for the cheapie way remember they do glitter felt tip pens now

 

[danerain]

If you're going for the cheapie way remember they do glitter felt tip pens now

And then you can have sparkly butt sex!*

*I doubt anyone will get this yaoi joke, but I HOPE someone does

 

[dannymawg]

There's been a discussion on "new names for lube" here...

How bout new names for anal bleach?

HoleGlow

Gee, Your Hole Is Pink

It's All Pink On The Inside (with "In" crossed out with a red X and a ^ pointing to "Out")

:tongue:

 

[danerain]

There's been a discussion on "new names for lube" here...

How bout new names for anal bleach?

HoleGlow

Gee, Your Hole Is Pink

It's All Pink On The Inside (with "In" crossed out with a red X and a ^ pointing to "Out")

:tongue:

I can't believe that it's a butthole

Anal reFresh

Backdoor Brightener

 

[BIGBULL29]

It'd sure be nice to see people as they naturally are: no shaving, no tan, no defined abs, birthmarks, blemishes, etc

Many gay male porn stars put make-up on their asses.

I say: Come as you are, baby!:smile:

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

It'd sure be nice to see people as they naturally are: no shaving, no tan, no defined abs, birthmarks, blemishes, etc

Or, barring that, at least we could be happy with the list of things that we all traditionally obsess about so that we don't have to invent new ones.

 

[BIGBULL29]

Or, barring that, at least we could be happy with the list of things that we all traditionally obsess about so that we don't have to invent new ones.

There's some truth to that, I must say. :biggrin1: