Help! Bulge

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by mattmatt06, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. mattmatt06

    mattmatt06 New Member

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    hey people! im about 7x6, but when im soft im not that impressive!
    im a lifeguard and was wondering a good way to have a bulge? i do get in and out of the water alot and was wondering if you guys can help me have a realistic bulge?
     
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    well i know i cant use the ol sock trick bc ill be coming in and out of the water... help :p
     
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    What kind of suit do you wear?
     
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    Wear a support pouch swimwear - check out *spam*
     
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    Do a google search for Cin2 underwear with sling support. Works well at the rec center, water skiing, etc.
     
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    just buy a sock type under support, or wear a hard jock cup under swim trunks,
     
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    better yet google 'bulge enhancer'
     
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    Wear a cock-ring. It'll help your bulge profile whether you wear a speedo or trunks.

    Trust me :biggrin1:
     
  10. D_Mulbury Pinprick

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    Hey there

    I made a thread on how to retrofit speedos to give yourself a boost - check out http://www.lpsg.org/104371-boosting-your-tackle-in-speedos.html.

    E
     
  11. D_Brecock Evileye

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    Cool idea. Thanks.
     
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    hmmm....how about these jock straps or whatever they are...they are built in with a VPL outline if ur wearing a speedo...this may solve ur problem..

    i saw these advertised at....oh heck...brb...ahh...its undergear.com...i dunno wear i saw them in the catalog...so maybe do a search for upfront padding or whatever it is...good luck...
     
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    You're a life guard - given the duty of looking after people in a pool (children included) - and all you can worry about is your bulge?

    I really hope this is just another bullshit fantasy thread because if it's not you should be utterly ashamed of yourself.
     
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    er, no. None of the above.
     
  15. B_Austin Blue

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    Focus on being a lifeguard and not on a bulge in your speedos. :rolleyes:
     
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