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Im getting married in a few months. My fiance and I have not had sex (as hard as it has been) and we are looking forward to our first time being on our wedding night.
Now, looking on this website can be a very humbing experience. Such huge sizes can make an average guy such as myself seem quite small. In any case, I do not wish to match some of your larger guys on here, but I would really love to have 7 inches for my wife on our special night. I am 25 years old (which rules out natural growth), and I am only 5 inches. I know its the average number and nothing to be ashamed of, but 7 inches...its just something I want for her.
So instead of looking to pills, or to some device, I decided to simply ask my creator if he would answer this request. Is this silly? I am not sure. Part of me says God would think this so unimportant and to ask this of him is kind of embarrassing. But, Jesus did come to earth and experienced everything we did, so maybe He would at least understand. The Bible says you have not because you ask not, and I did not want that to apply to me. It also says that God gets glory from everything he does. So I told God that if he made my penis grow to 7" by the time of my wedding, I would find a way to give Him glory for doing it. I was not sure how... but I vowed to do so.
So here I am, embarrassing as it may seem.. to give God glory for .25 of an inch that I gained in the last two days since I prayed this prayer and made my vow. 5.25. I know you all may laugh at my average penis and this long post about such a small gain, but all He has to do is do the same growth 7 more times and I am there... so I will give Him glory every time.
I have no idea how this forum will respond to all of this... but hey... He has given me a start. AMEN!
 

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Your honesty is refreshing. I'm sure God appreciates it. Here is what I would try. Buy a Clamp, think about getting a length extender like the Jes Extender, and Jelqing. Probably searching for those on thundersplace.org or on the threads here will be easier than simply re-posting them in this thread.

I'm sure you and your wife will have a fantastic wedding night.
 

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have you thought that maybe Jesus is small? after all, he is known for his humility. he could make you more Christ-like and make you smaller.

BTW, if you guys haven't had sex, who would she have to compare you with?
 

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My girlfriend always used to comment on how she loved my 7 and 1/4 inch dick but it did not last long. Any girl your with is going to get tired of the same dick it just goes with the territory. shit i used to love sex with her she had the tightest pussy i thought she was a virgin but she had been with 3 other guys She told me i had the biggest dick she fucked but now I have already spread her. the head of my dick is 5 and 3/4 IN GIRTH BUT MY SHAFT IS ONLY 4 1/4 INCHES SO i DONT KNOW WHAT SHE REALLY THINKS BECAUSE MOST GIRLS LIE AND BEAT AROUND THE BUSH WHEN IT COMES TO THAT. AND DONT WORRY I HAD AN ex- girl that had kids with a guy that was only 3 inches when erect but she loved him so id did not matter. Dont worry dude I have friends with small dicks that they would never admit to it but all the girls they were with told me that it was still good. Just work that shit dude its not hard. goodluck
 

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Its porn man. I love it but when i was a kid i thought every man was supposed to have an 8 inch dick and when Hit 15 i thought i had a tiny dick then i heard every young kid who is average thinks that and when i lost my virginity that was my main concern and i was relieved and proud that It wasn't an issue i had no problem then i learned for a white male the average size is 5 and 1/4 inches so i found out i was above average. But when i want to have anal sex with my girl she tells me no because i am to big and it hurts. so big or small there are advantages.
 

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if your both virgins, she seems pretty committed to the relationship.
and you guys are IN LOVE (right?)
I think you should just find some clever way to say ...I love you.
 

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You guys are right... its a total guy thing. We love each other and if I dont change a bit, she wont know the difference. Its just something I really wanted and If I didnt have it, it was not going to be because I did not ask.
And hey, I see that over 150 people have viewed this post... maybe that is enough glory to hit 7". :)
I have 2 1/2 months until the wedding... and im believing for it! Thanks for the support.

And just so I am doing this right... to measure..do I press the ruler all the way to the bone or not?. i hear both ways equally. I know you have to stand straight up, and measure on top... but To this skin or to the bone?
 

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Though this board normally deals with phallic sizes that are above average, one has to remember that the greatest part of the "bell curve" when it comes to penis size is in the 5 to 6 inch range. You are average and have nothing to be ashamed of as you are.

It sounds to me like both you and your fiance subscribe to a conservative religious belief system. The only caveat I see is that your wife-to-be could consider any attempt to enlarge what you have in a negative light.

If you decide to proceed with an enlargement program I would strongly advocate that you discuss this with her prior to beginning and if at all possible make her a participating part of your enlargement program.

Good luck on the wedding and I hope that you have a lifetime of happiness together.
 

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Very good perspective... thank you!

...And just so I am doing this right... to measure..do I press the ruler all the way to the bone or not?. i hear both ways equally. I know you have to stand straight up, and measure on top... but To this skin or to the bone?

Is there a specific rule or do some people do it one way and others do it the other?
 

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You seem like a really nice guy and I wish you the best on your wedding night.

The only advice I can offer (since most of the excercise/stretching approaches can take many months before noticeable gains) is to ask your doctor for a script for ten Cialis pills.

Why? Because while Cialis is a drug to treat erectile dysfunction, it has the side effect of maximizing penis engorgement when it is in effect (it does this by raising nitric oxide in the blood).

Why not Viagra or Levitra? Well, those go away after a few hours, whereas Cialis can last 24-48 hours and keep your penis on the ready and just more naturally plump than if you weren't taking any meds at all.

I realize this can come across as "pill-pushing", especially if you have no erectile dysfunction issues, but it is truly the best thing I could recommend for your particular situation.
 

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Im getting married in a few months. My fiance and I are looking forward to our wedding night. I am only 5 inches. So I told God that if he made my penis grow to 7" by the time of my wedding, I would find a way to give Him glory for doing it. So here I am...give God glory


dsimmons, God gave you the gift of a normal sized penis and now you have complained about the gift he gave you. On top of that you are trying to barter with nothing in order to get something. I would advise you to make the best use of what you presently have and give God the glory.:smile:
 

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BTW, if you guys haven't had sex, who would she have to compare you with?
I was thinking the exact same thing.

Wouldn't it be funny if you found out she'd prayed to god to make her vagina smaller?
Yes, it would. :biggrin1:


dsimmons, God gave you the gift of a normal sized penis and now you have complained about the gift he gave you. On top of that you are trying to barter with nothing in order to get something. I would advise you to make the best use of what you presently have and give God the glory.:smile:
Excellent Advice!

 

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dsimmons, God gave you the gift of a normal sized penis and now you have complained about the gift he gave you. On top of that you are trying to barter with nothing in order to get something. I would advise you to make the best use of what you presently have and give God the glory.:smile:

I realize that I am blessed to be healthy and normal. And when I prayed my prayer... i did not complain... I said.. "God.. I know I am fine... this is just something I want.... not a need..a want."

If he chooses not to, thats his choice. But the Bible says you have not because you ask not. So I am asking.
 

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no offence but people pray for peace, people pray not to be abused, people pray for their health or families health.

I doubt hes gonna give you a bigger willy mate. Those who have bigger dicks is due to genetics. Sorry.
 

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no offence but people pray for peace, people pray not to be abused, people pray for their health or families health.

I doubt hes gonna give you a bigger willy mate. Those who have bigger dicks is due to genetics. Sorry.

I thought about this... but God's power is limitless and I thought the worst thing that could happen is that He not do it.

I too pray for all those things. Dont get me wrong.. I am not sitting around praying 24x7 for a bigger dick... but like i said before.. until you ask... you never know.
 

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it might not be as foolish as it sounds, i heard of people enhancing their dna through deep meditation and visualization, but i doubt he knows how to do that
 

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Just measured 5.5" Had to measure over and over to make sure I wasnt pushing into bone.. but I wasnt!

God is good! Thank you Lord Jesus.

(I still feel silly saying all this.. but id be stupid not to thank Him now)

Woot!

(The correct way is to put tape to skin, not pressed into bone.. correct?)

So far:
March 1 - 5"
March 2 - 5.25"
March 7 - 5.5"