Help he's too long!

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I'm lost. OK, the sleeve makes him wider? No effin' way! Or do you like cut it down to two inches so the last two inches don't penetrate? Somebody help me clear this up.

Two less inches would be perfect. I'm serious. He knows. He tries. He doesn't always succeed. And we've been married for over 10 years too. It's worse when he takes the blue pill because it makes him crazy.

Of course he and I are crazy now because we haven't been cleared for sex yet. Boobies still healing. Soon, very soon. Then I'll be thinking about the sleeve.

what happend toyour boobies?
I have had some success with a position that has helped, like if the girl is laying on her backand her legs are folded so like her ankles are touching her bottom or out a bit depending on howmuch less distance youneed
it's tough but it works
 

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I use a couple of ComeClose rings to help make my length more manageable:

Come Close - The Solution to Painful Sex

I've tried using makeshift 'sleeve' solutions before but the aforementioned 'squishiness' is a big problem (and the cock-ring/sleeve solutions tend to be a bit tight and aren't as good as a buffer)

side question, what movie is that mpg in your avatar from
 

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she's well aware she could take it up the arse, for fucksake. this thread isn't about that. this thread is specifically asking how she can enjoy vaginal sex with him.

yes, it's freakin' insensitive to just assume one hole is the same as another when it comes to sex. this isn't just about him having an orifice to poke it in, this is about her wanting to feel his penis in her vagina without feeling pain.
Wrong. This thread is about his penis being too long for her newly-shortened vagina, and MR seeking solutions to enjoyment. I am a huge MR fan as well as a dolfette fan. I am also experienced with being too long for a woman whose hysterectomy shortened her vagina.

We are trying to help increase or expand her enjoyment of sex due to a recently exacerbated sexual size incompatibility with the love of her life. It has nothing to do with her providing a hole so her husband can poke her.

Give us a break. We are all on the same team here.
 
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she's well aware she could take it up the arse, for fucksake. this thread isn't about that. this thread is specifically asking how she can enjoy vaginal sex with him.

yes, it's freakin' insensitive to just assume one hole is the same as another when it comes to sex. this isn't just about him having an orifice to poke it in, this is about her wanting to feel his penis in her vagina without feeling pain.

Thanks for lending an answer dolfette. Men always seem to think that anal is the answer to all our woes.

Adding to the ignore list.
 

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It cracks me up that the idea of something hurting in the vag area means I want it to hurt in my ass area instead. A vagina is made strong and sturdy, so when it taps out, there is no way the asshole is going to outshine the skillz the vagoo was throwing down.

I care not to trade one problem for a bigger problem. I like to work things out.
 

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I am an anal fan. Not everybody is-- but it's a tube and stretchable.

For vaginal, I think the donuts are just the ticket, and they will have them at your 'toy store'.
Okay, I call BS. This quote above from a *woman* was the first time anal was suggested in this thread.

NONE of the men are suggesting that anal is as good as pussy, or is a substitute other than as an alternative to be contemplated. If you aren't into anal, fine; I'm not either. It was meant as a suggestion for avoiding the pain of too much length, as in it's one of your orifices that isn't suddenly shorter by surgery.

Some women can come that way and find it enjoyable. If you girls don't, fine. But recall it was first suggested by helgaleena, and you didn't jump all over her even once.

I'm a patient man but WTF. Take the suggestion or leave it.
 

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Adds another to the ignore list...It wouldn't have been so bad but it's like they didn't even read the OP and just through out anal as a suggestion, like that is gonna fix her vaginal sex problem....*grrrr.