1. Welcome To LPSG
    Welcome to LPSG.com. If you are here because you are looking for the most amazing open-minded fun-spirited sexy adult community then you have found the right place. We also happen to have some of the sexiest members you'll ever meet. Signup below and come join us.


HELP! Hiding a boner under spandex shorts

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by 84682, May 21, 2007.

  1. 84682

    84682 Guest

    Hey GUys. I need your desperate help. Im getting some rowing lessions and have the biggest problem ever. We have to wear spandex pants/shorts while on the boat since anthing loose can get caught and rip. Being 19, I always get a boner even jus wearing anything sexy looking. My 8.5 incher needs not to be seen. I need a comfortable solution ASAP.
    Thanks guys!!
     
    nicnic likes this.
  2. N2jocks

    N2jocks Member

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2006
    Posts:
    30
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Male
    I would think if you don't dwell on it, you would not get a hard-on as you will be too embarassed if you do. If it does get hard, you just ignore it. If anyone says anything, just ask if they are envious.
     
  3. Mr. Snakey

    Mr. Snakey Active Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2006
    Posts:
    21,760
    Likes Received:
    88
    Why hide it? Whats more natural than this?:confused:
     
  4. 84682

    84682 Guest

    I just need a comfortable solution to hide my boner while wearing spandex/under armour. Any suggesstions?
     
  5. D_golden parachute

    Joined:
    May 18, 2007
    Posts:
    882
    Likes Received:
    4
    Spandex is pretty much unhideable isn't it?

    Have a wank before you put it on or something

    (never thought I'd be giving advice that included 'have a wank' haha)
     
  6. Latinoboy9

    Latinoboy9 Well-Liked Member

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2005
    Posts:
    700
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    536
    Location:
    CT
    Get a nice spandex jock (like from Internation Jock.com) for under the spandex shorts and have your cock down inside the jock when you row...
    Jose'Latinoboy9:cool:
     
    Uncle Rob likes this.
  7. DangerZone8877

    Awaiting Confirmation

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2007
    Posts:
    245
    Likes Received:
    8
    i would say tuck it really good between your legs... but that may be painful. definitely rub one out before you go and try not to think about it, otherwise it will probably happen. if you tuck it in too much though, people are going to think, "what, does this guy have no dick?" be careful, but i am sure that would be a very uncomfortable situation! good luck.
     
  8. AntiqueNumbers

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2007
    Posts:
    13
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    17
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    La
    You could always buy a bike short liner. Although, it is also thin, it provides an extra level of support than just the spandex shorts.
    When I did a lot of biking, I would wear the liner and then the bike shorts on top. The first time, I was a tad nervous, but once you get into the rowing, you won't be thinking about getting a hard-on!
     
  9. AntiqueNumbers

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2007
    Posts:
    13
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    17
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    La
    Oops another option............get a nice thin material thong. I've worn them with the bike shorts also and just that added level of support eased a lot of mental stress!
     
  10. singletesqe

    singletesqe Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2007
    Posts:
    4
    Likes Received:
    0
    two words my friend: JOCK STRAP.
    get a small swimmer jock, it doesn't show under tight pants, and even if it did show, it is still better than a tenting bulge.
    although i love my constant spont. erections, it does get bothersome sometimes when i'm at work or in the gym. so now i'm wearing a safeTgard sports brief, which is basicly a jock fashioned as a briefs.
     
  11. D_Biff Wellington

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2007
    Posts:
    144
    Likes Received:
    1
    Ah, a topic which I can comment on with great experience.

    It is impossible to row and wear a jock strap or some other such nonsense. Rowing can only be done freeballing so to speak - an inch of the leg this way and an inch of the leg that way can, guaranteed, make for a very uncomfortable time. Stopping to adjust isn't exactly an option either unless its a total emergency (i.e. you are dying).

    i'd suggest getting used to the spandex and trying to separate them from sex and associate them with what they are: nasty, smelly spandex that will always smell like ballsack no matter how often you wash them. if that doesn't work, jack off before you get in your car to go to practice. should that not work, do remember that we teenagers are very fickle, homophobic people. Rowers are as big of jocks as football players, and since I'm sure you don't want to be known as "that guy" I think the idea of ostracism might put the fear of god into your cock.

    any other rowing related questions, i am your man.
     
  12. dreamer20

    Gold Member Platinum Gold

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2006
    Posts:
    5,826
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    3,995
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Nassau (NP, BS)
    Wear a hat.:smile:
     
  13. 865185

    865185 Guest

    I have a solution to your problem and it is this focus on what your penis fells like win limp and rowing with the baez all at the same time tne one thing you must not do is jerk your penis it will make it wers then it is.
     
  14. cjn8932

    Gold Member Verified

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2011
    Posts:
    570
    Albums:
    7
    Likes Received:
    1,354
    Verified:
    Photo
Draft saved Draft deleted
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice