Help, I need somebody help

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by B_Castello, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. B_Castello

    B_Castello New Member

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    Hi, well something very strange happen to me... I woke up with a big fucking hardon, I was half a sleep and with my right hand I hold my woody. As I'm holding I started it to go up and down the tube holding a bit tight... Slowly then a bit faster, and faster and faster as I felt pleasure, like I'm gonna pee in a good way. Well, at one moment I could help me peeing and I decided to let go, I was making a loud ahhhhhhhhhh and then BANG it came out, it was white, sticky and creamy, and fucking messy all over my chest...

    It felt so good that I did it 3 more times in the same day. What's wrong with me, should I go see a doctor?

    :eek:

    P.S. Does it work with the left hand?
     
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    Hummm.... Am I missing something here?...... You came!
     
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    Sounds a bit of a worry, better come over here and let me watch you so I can give a better opinion...maybe try with my hand/mouth to see if it happens again....:wink:.......:biggrin1:...:18:
     
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    You are 20 and you've had sex. Please tell me you're kidding me.
     
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    Your guys dont seems worry... Did it ever happen to you?

    (very innocent smiley)
     
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    Oh, definately worry. You should immeditely come to me so I can perform a spermectady. You are suffering from an excess of semen, and you need my "professional" help in relieving you. Don't wait! I would be happy to help you out, as a friend, you know...:biggrin1:
     
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    Indeed. But, have you warned him that a spermectady involves sounding with metal rods, and electricity?
     
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    I think the Beatles song is more convincing than yr first time man






    ps. but as you are kidding and have been a wanker from age 13 odd

    WELCOME alaa lpsg
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    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    The moon and the stars have to be aligned just right for that to happen, Castello. It's very rare and only happens to a man about 365 times a year.
     
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    haha
     
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    Yes you should go to see a doctor but make sure he is listed under psychiatrists in the phone book
     
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    lol

    But no joke, the first time I jurk off, I had heard of sperm and it was white, but that's it.

    So in the morning I was masturbating, but I stop when I was about to cum because I though I was gonna pee. So one day, I take a shower and I say what the hell, I'm gonna go all the way and pee, fuckkk it was so good, then my pee was white :eek: and then I understood.

    Nick, it happen looooong time ago :wink:
     
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    Reminds me of a time a pretty girl was trying to hurt me, but she didn't know how to punch or slap so she sat on me and jumped up and down many times. she wanted me to piss myself so i did, but the pee was white and sticky, as you described. maybe your piss goes white and thick when you're feeling sad and afraid :ponder: ?
     
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