Help me name my dick!

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by Slamdunk_dude, Nov 20, 2008.

  1. Slamdunk_dude

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    Hey guys,

    My dick is feeling unloved...there, I said it.

    All the other dicks have flashy cool names and mine doesn't, and frankly he isn't happy about it, not one bit.

    I tried taking him to the zoo, I offered to make him a cheesecake from scratch and then I just tried to get him plain drunk... but he isn't talking to me until I give him a name.

    I'm at a loss.

    I leave it up to my fellow LPSGers to come up with a fitting name for my little gentleman

    ...mainly because I should never refer to my penis as my little gentleman.

    Slamdunk_Dude
     
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    Depends what you like using it for maybe? How about The Penetrator :tongue:
     
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    Goofy...

    Sleepy...

    Cranky...

    Blinkey...
     
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    How about Dick Head?
     
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    Maybe mine should be named Abused since I beat it so much. :redface:
     
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    Well why don't you call it a cunt(via phone, of course)? I'm sure it will be happy to have a little cunt as a playmate...
     
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    Coaster because he has a wild and fun curve and that skin just sliiiiiiiides him right in.
     
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    Mr Happy
     
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    He looks like a Clyde to me. I don't know why.
     
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    yep.
     
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    Bob

    I don't know why.
     
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    How about Slyde?

    I like Jason's suggestion Coaster. That sounds like a cool dick.
     
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    Issues...
     
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    SLOOPY

    yes, I know...it's PERFECT, right?

    you're welcome...:smile:
     
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    def not 'tiny' or 'little guy'

    moose?

    fido?

    jr?

    killer?

    explorer? viking?
     
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    Spanky?
     
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    How about Richard, or Dick for short ...:redface:
     
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