Help me name my dick!

[Slamdunk_dude]

Hey guys,

My dick is feeling unloved...there, I said it.

All the other dicks have flashy cool names and mine doesn't, and frankly he isn't happy about it, not one bit.

I tried taking him to the zoo, I offered to make him a cheesecake from scratch and then I just tried to get him plain drunk... but he isn't talking to me until I give him a name.

I'm at a loss.

I leave it up to my fellow LPSGers to come up with a fitting name for my little gentleman

...mainly because I should never refer to my penis as my little gentleman.

Slamdunk_Dude

 

[ohhhey]

Depends what you like using it for maybe? How about The Penetrator :tongue:

 

[SpeedoMike]

Goofy...

Sleepy...

Cranky...

Blinkey...

 

[parchissi]

How about Dick Head?

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

Maybe mine should be named Abused since I beat it so much. :redface:

 

[deleted136887]

Well why don't you call it a cunt(via phone, of course)? I'm sure it will be happy to have a little cunt as a playmate...

 

[2322]

Coaster because he has a wild and fun curve and that skin just sliiiiiiiides him right in.

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

mr floppy

 

[eddie63]

Mr Happy

 

[jakeryder]

He looks like a Clyde to me. I don't know why.

 

[shadow27]

Babylon
yep.

 

[xrush_uncut]

Scruples

 

[canuck_pa]

Bob

I don't know why.

 

[8060]

How about Slyde?

I like Jason's suggestion Coaster. That sounds like a cool dick.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Issues...

 

[killerb]

SLOOPY

yes, I know...it's PERFECT, right?

you're welcome...:smile:

 

[crescendo69]

Perky

 

[catman]

def not 'tiny' or 'little guy'

moose?

fido?

jr?

killer?

explorer? viking?

 

[kodiak815]

Spanky?

 

[jumbo747jet]

How about Richard, or Dick for short ...:redface: