Help me name my dick!

Slamdunk_dude

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Hey guys,

My dick is feeling unloved...there, I said it.

All the other dicks have flashy cool names and mine doesn't, and frankly he isn't happy about it, not one bit.

I tried taking him to the zoo, I offered to make him a cheesecake from scratch and then I just tried to get him plain drunk... but he isn't talking to me until I give him a name.

I'm at a loss.

I leave it up to my fellow LPSGers to come up with a fitting name for my little gentleman

...mainly because I should never refer to my penis as my little gentleman.

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def not 'tiny' or 'little guy'

moose?

fido?

jr?

killer?

explorer? viking?