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Trying to impress a chick over the net, she keeps asking me for nudes and I have a teeny little weenie. Can someone with a big dong take a pic and have the name "willvicious" (don't ask) written on a piece of paper so I can act like it's mine? Pretty please? Use your dick to help me out!
 

heartstopper

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Fine, I'll send her a pic of mine. Not some chick I'll ever meet, she's someone off a game that I play, an MMO. Don't laugh at me too much. Just wanted to feel the power of wielding a big sword to her. You big penis guys have no sympathy for people in my little pre-dickament.