help requested from you big fellas

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by danf, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. danf

    danf New Member

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    morning fellas,

    i hope admin do not mind :hi: :yourock: i am not trying to spam or conduct any underhand tactics.

    i work for www.cockrule.com which is an offical willy measurer device, nothing sleazy or offering "amazing" results if u part with ££££'s . it just i have stumbled across this site and am amazed at the professional way it is carried out. most guys only idea of cock size comes from watching porn so they have no real idea what is average or huge etc because that isnt the real world and it is easy to fool urself and others. the thing is i am conducting a serious but lighthearted completely free survey on cock size and would love your help. if u have a spare moment just log on and help if u can.

    thanks for your time and i hope u dont mind me intruding.

    keep up the good work peeps..

    :toast:

    we have also put a link to u on our site as a way of a thank u.
     
  2. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Not spam, eh?
    Curious, then, that one has to buy a Cockrule in order to fully participate in the survey.

    Banana Worm Bread

    1/2 c Shortening
    3/4 c Sugar
    2 Bananas, mashed
    2 c Flour
    1 ts Soda
    1 ts Salt
    1/2 c Chopped nuts
    2 Eggs
    1/4 c Dry-roasted army worms

    Mix together all ingredients. Bake in greased loaf pan at 350 degrees for about 1 hour.
     
  3. Dorset

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    OMG! He wants us to pay to measure our dicks?
    That's the weirdest idea for an e-business I've ever heard

    Why not just use a tape measure then go onto the site to see how you compare to the mugs who paid to post their measurments?
     
  4. hippyscum

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    That's plain weird.. I doubt I'm gonna refer to myself as a "Donkster CC", I'd much rather just say "average".
     
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    Lowfat Tostadas
    1/2c ff canned refried beans
    1/2c lowfat grated cheese
    1 chicken breast
    4 98% ff flour tortillas
    salsa to taste
    fresh cilantro to taste

    grill the chicken in your George Forman Grille. Smear the refried beans on a tortilla, sprinkle grated cheese and slices of grilled chicken. Heat in skillet for 5 minutes or until hot. Eat.
     
  6. SomeGuyOverThere

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    I was just away to, then I realised - I cant be assed.

    Not only that but I dont have any desire to pay anyone for me to measure my own dick and then tell them about it.
     
  7. danf

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    actually you do not have to pay to take part, the survey is now gonna be separate from the measurer,we just thought that there is so many way to " cheat" when measuring urself, that if done with the cockrule at least everyone can guarantee to start from the same basis. having the pin number kinda guarantees that u wont get loads of idiots comin on and putting in 14" a thousands times and ruining it, however i take ur views into consideration and will remove it.

    it is a bit of fun that's all and may give others a realistic view of what they have rather than trying to live up to the trickery of porn. :eyes: the measurer is meant as a laugh, take one on a nite out it is definately a conversation starter and is really meant for hen nights etc

    @ hippy - the name idea such as donkster came about as also a bit of fun and when they are in wider use a girl/guy will know exactly what they are gonna get (lenght and girth) rather just saying i got an average/ huge cock..

    cheers

    dan.
     
  8. Pecker

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    "I've got an average/huge cock."

    Yeah, we get that alot. :freak:
     
  9. Donk

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    Well, I would come out as a "Jumber DD," but I suspect that very many of us here would. If you want meaningful classifications of guys on this site, you probably need to come up with some more detailed gradations at the top end of your scale.
     
  10. danf

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    thanks for ur feedback donk, the problem is with all these things is that u have to draw a line somewhere, there are always people that are different and dont fit at either ends of the spectrum isnt there
     
  11. Pecker

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    thanks for ur feedback donk, the problem is with all these things is that u have to draw a line somewhere, there are always people that are different and dont fit at either ends of the spectrum isnt there (emphasis added)
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    Well, in that case, LPSG is a waste of time for you, eh?
     
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