HELP! U used Bag Balm as lube to JO

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    That twinge in your intestines
    It was an udder disaster.
     
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    Is it possible to have super soft skin on a raging hard cock? *mind explodes*
     
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    Are you still fukkin "milking" this??

    Good God Son, Let it go!!
     
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    that’s cos you need to j/o tha bull, not tha cow

    it’s very popular in amish country, btw, where one often hears sounds of ‘oom, papa!’ comin’ frum tha hayloft
     
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    I have some of that. What's wrong with using it for jelq lube? I almost used it.
     
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    You guys need to put that "udder" idea out of your minds. :)
     
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    There is absolutely nothing wrong with using Bag Balm to jelq or to jack, take it from a country boy, it’s the best

    Plus, it comes in this neat little tin box, so useful for storing... well, other stuff, later, when it’s empty

    And it makes an ideal Christmas gift for that special guy you’ve had your eye on (or girl you’re trying to show how you like to be handled) – no card or explanation is necessary as to what it’s for

    And no wrapping paper is necessary either since the tin is already decorated in festive red and green, just tie a little red ribbon on it and stuff it in their... stocking ;D

    The Original Bag Balm
     
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    As Bart Simpson would say: "Well, cowabunga dude ... don't have a cow, man!" ... :biggrin1: ... Just grab that bull by the horn and milk that bad boy! Get yourself one of those 10 gallon milk cans and see if ya can "fill 'er up!" (You should have an "udderly delightful" time doing that!)

    :drive: I'm headed to the Tractor Supply ... you need anything?
    Have a good one buddy.
    Moo moo mooooooooo ... :wavey:
     
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    For years i couldn't remember the name Bag Balm and would just ask the clerk at Intermountain Farmers Store for "udder butter." They always knew what I was talking
    about. They also knew we didn't have any milking cows.
     
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    :biglaugh: Well!-Isn't that a coincidence? ...
    I don't have any cows either,
    but I sure use lots of "udder butter!"
    :wank:(It's great stuff, isn't it?!) :naughty:
     
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