She has a brother, and I am sure she knows I am just uncomfortable with it. Her brother jerks off, I work on his computer from time to time and he is in to some stuff. Rumor is hes huge. I am very jealous of him, hes 23 lives at home in a completely disconnected part of his parents house and surfs all the freaky porn that I used to years ago. And he has a huge cock
If I understand it right, you're uncomfortable jerking while other people are at home. I don't know what to tell you, in that case. Sounds like a Chris Rock joke from a couple of years ago:
For instance, every man in this room
is hiding some porno in his house.
Every man in here
got a pornography stash in the crib.
That's right. Not an illegal amount,
just enough to get you by.
And when we hide porno, we go all out.
lt ain't behind the refrigerator
or under the bed.
No, we become Batman
when it's time to hide some porno.
That's right, you hit the light switch,
the whole bookshelf shifts to the side.
You go down two flights of stairs
into your porno cellar.
Janet Jackme, Kobe Tai,
Jenna Jameson, that's right.
But women always find the porno.
But they don't find it
in the porno hiding place. Oh, no.
Where do women find the porno at?
ln the VCR.
And fellas are like, ''Damn, how can l be
so dumb to leave it in the VCR?''
l'll tell you why.
'Cause when you're jerking off,
you ain't in your right state of mind.
Your brain's all cloudy and foggy.
l'll tell you exactly what happened.
One day, your woman left early. You had the whole house to yourself.
So you said,
''Let me get a little jerk before work.''
So you in the house, getting your jerk on.
Nice good jerk, too.
You know,
that ain't-nobody-in-the-house jerk.
That's a good jerk. lt ain't like that
somebody-in-the-next-room jerk.
That's a bad jerk. That's like, ''Who's that?''
l don't like that jerk.
l'm talking about the good jerk,
that nobody-ain't-home jerk.
So you get the Vaseline ready...
and you just look at your dick and go:
''Scream if you want to.
No one's gonna hear.''