Helping mate with two broken hands

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I would totally help my friend out if i was in your situation. I always fantasize about being able to fool around with a close friend. Too afraid of them being freaked out if i was to ask them. Would have to have them ask me which i would agree to as long as it stayed our little secret.
 

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Hey.

My mate and I are straight. He recently had a nasty bike accident in which he broke both arms and a few finger bones on both hands. This was like 4 weeks ago. Last night I visited him and he was sorta awkward and said he was horny. He is single and out of desperation he asked if I'd consider jerking him off for some relief. He is holed up at his mom's while he recovers and would only really trust me to do it.

Would you guys do it?

If both he and you feel comfortable with the idea, I'd say do it. Maybe his mother's place isn't the best place to do it though. It might be better if you can take him somewhere private. Also remember you'll need plenty of towels, kitchen paper etc. To be comfortable afterwards he'll need washing down there as well. Good luck.
 

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Notice how everyone offering this "oh yeah, go ahead" advice is a whatever % gay man? :rolleyes:

My thoughts exactly. A straight person would not even consider this, no matter how good the friendship is. There are just some barriers that friendships aren't supposed to cross.

Sure, I say I'm 10% gay...but only cos I appreciate the look of a gorgeous woman. But I'm not going to get her off cos she has some broken fingers.
 

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Hey.

My mate and I are straight. He recently had a nasty bike accident in which he broke both arms and a few finger bones on both hands. This was like 4 weeks ago. Last night I visited him and he was sorta awkward and said he was horny. He is single and out of desperation he asked if I'd consider jerking him off for some relief. He is holed up at his mom's while he recovers and would only really trust me to do it.

Would you guys do it?

Yes, I would.
 

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Sounds a lot like another thread posted on here while back called "Being a Friends Caretaker" check that one out...

I was thinking the same thing.. Here's what I would do for my best friend. Make sure no one's around so you can proceed uninterupted.
Put some hot porn on.... He will get so aroused that if he doesn't blow hand's free, it won't take but a few strokes to get him off. He will be concnetrating on the porn, and probably won't even know you're there.
 

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My thoughts exactly. A straight person would not even consider this, no matter how good the friendship is. There are just some barriers that friendships aren't supposed to cross.

Sure, I say I'm 10% gay...but only cos I appreciate the look of a gorgeous woman. But I'm not going to get her off cos she has some broken fingers.


Right?! LOL These guys are sooo funny sometimes. Any excuse to play with a cock...
 

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I would be apprehensive at first, but ultimately I would do it. He obviously trusts you and trusts that your friendship is strong enough for it that it won't be ruined. That takes a lot of guts to ask you. Wouldn't you want him to do the same if the roles were reversed?

Am I the only female who says do it? Haha jeez, such cynicism, ladies :tongue:
 
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Hey.

My mate and I are straight. He recently had a nasty bike accident in which he broke both arms and a few finger bones on both hands. This was like 4 weeks ago. Last night I visited him and he was sorta awkward and said he was horny. He is single and out of desperation he asked if I'd consider jerking him off for some relief. He is holed up at his mom's while he recovers and would only really trust me to do it.

Would you guys do it?


Hey man you have got to help your mate out. He asked you if you would consider jerking him off but honestly what he probably really wants is for you to suck his dick. He was not comfortable asking you to give him a blowjob so he figured he would ask you if you would jerk him off to test the waters to see if you would even consider it.

I am willing to bet that once you start jerking him off he will ask you to suck it, or tell you how good it would feel to be sucked, so be prepared. If he does I think you should give him a blowjob.
 
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. There is a reason why he asked you and not some random female. Perhaps you could ask him.

Are you guys jerk off buds? Have you played sports then hit the showers and are comfortable naked with each other? Seen each other naked during sleep overs or trips without any awkwardness? Also, as both you guys are "straight" are the any XGFs in the picture that would be too awkward? Does he have trouble with the ladies? Is he insecure about his dick? Have you already helped him pee and/or get dressed/undressed when you visit? I am not asking for and do not need the answers. But if any of the answers are "yes" that just may be some of the catalyst for the request and reasons to consider saying "OK".

Certainly some dialogue would help and if you should proceed it should be understood he owes you BIG TIME. And if there are repeats before complete healing, that is additional paybacks, none of which need be sexual. I agree privacy is key (duh?) if you have your own place and no roomies that would be best, otherwise timing it while mom/family/roomies are out for a few hours is a must.

If it is too much for your boundaries then do not do it and explain it to him. That also could harm the friendship, if he feels he'd do it for you and, through his obvious frustration, begins to resent your refusal. It does not have to be as weird as some here suggest. If you feel up to it then, it happens, you guys move on, and when you are older you get to laugh about the time he broke both hands... Just another chapter of good friendship and male bonding. IMHO

And now my joking side: You tell him every time you jerk him off he's got to blow you right afterwards! LOL Sorry, could help myself:redface:

Good Luck
 

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If he can manage to take a piss by himself I think he can figure out how to get himself off. Or does he have people to do that for him too?
 

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I say do it, help a buddy out. If he had the balls to ask then you need to have the balls to do it, Quit being a whiney bitch about it and just man up, your buddy needs you, and must trust you or else he would not have asked. Make sure if you do you are in a place that you will not get caught.

Just my two cents

Wes
 

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He actually is struggle to pee neatly as he has a broken leg too. He feels really embarrassed that he messes so I've cleaned up some times. He has no problem with the ladies...just he is back home to recuperate and the dumb girls around here aren't his type.

I genuine think he is suffering. He isn't the kinda bloke to just think shit up like this. I don't think him asking is anything other than a genuine appeal. I have no feelings for him other than the love I have for him as a friend of 17 years. We've seen each other naked so it won't bother him or me. We're not jerk off buds and never have ever talked on that at all.

I've thought long on this today and made my decision. I will help him. He'd do it for me & I doubt it'd change our friendship. The fleshlight is a brilliant idea and I ordered it for him. He'll be out of action for a bit so it'd be cool as a gift.

Thank you guys (and girls) for your input. Much appreciated.

F
 

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THANKs, nice response matey

now SOME the Strs will be expecting us Gays to ask for Pics or Proof' now haha well fck em, its not like that at all, we have ALL been there or thereabouts at some stage of life
Decent of you F
 
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