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Of course, I admit I have masturbated the following people before. I was just curious how many others have done the same. I have jerk off my step-dad, uncle,nehew,girlfriend, best male friend, best female friend, male co-worker and female co-worker and a stranger womand and man. Oh, and my male roommate too!
 
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"Run Forest Run" Sorry you feel like that. We have all join up on this site for different reasons. Maybe some guys like seeing others guys dick, or some guys are gay and trying to hook up or maybe some guys are just wanting to know that there are same like minded people as they are. For whatever reasons, I don't mean to offend anyone be them str8, bi or gay.

I am sure WE all have dirty little secrets hidden in our closets.

JMA
 
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Rolled Up by the Long Beach Dub All Stars


Uh
Rolled up
Rolled up again
Rolled up
Right in front of my friends
I was rockin' like a star
Closed down all the bars
and now I'm sitting in this smoky cell
Sad but true
cuz I need you
Come get me out of jail
Please Please
You're my only friend
that I know
who's got something to live
post my bail
Cheese sandwich, Orange Juice
I've even had to fight to keep my shoes
I don't got no phone or credit cards to use
And it's late at night and this calling card's gonna have to do
Sad but true
cuz I need you
Come get me out of jail
Please Please
You're my only friend
that I know
who's got something to live
post my bail
Have you ever had a brother man but not of control
and if pull it, that's the place, that's the world
Ever had a brother man but not of control
One take the lord, send your deepest regards
Get gaserated and the cell smells like beer
Try to wake someone up and get the hell out of here
Last thing I remember, I heard the last call
My pocket's controlled by alcohol
(Aww man I better get out of here)
And Lita is my angel
I've been floating on the sea
Been once been once that boat bad
She's gonna need no id
Cheri's down, bail you out
You better not mess 'em around
nooo no
Well I got caught with 10 pounds
Sad but true
cuz I need you
Come get me out of jail
Please Please
You're my only friend
that I know
who's got something to live
post my bail
Rolled up
 

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Rocky Mountain Oysters

2 pounds calf testicles*
2 cups beer
2 eggs, beaten
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
¼ cup yellow cornmea1
Salt and ground black pepper to taste
Vegetable oil**
1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce

* Be sure to ask your butcher for calf testicles, not bull testicles. Calf testicles are the size of a walnut and are much more tender than the larger bull testicles.

** Use enough vegetable oil to fill your frying container halfway to the top (to allow for bubbling up and splattering) and to completely cover calf testicles while frying.

With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the testicles are frozen, then peel while thawing). Slice each testicle into approximately ¼- to ½- inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan or blow with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.

In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels.

Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 3 2005, 08:07 PM
Pollo Con Quimbobó y Platanos
(Chicken with Okra and Plantains )

1 cup of chopped okra, fresh or defrosted
1 whole chicken cut into 8 pieces (about 3 pounds)
2 tbsp of adobe seasoning or a mixture of the following:
salt or MSG, black pepper, paprika, cumin, coriander
vegetable oil
1 large onion chopped
4 cloves of garlic minced
1 green bell pepper, chopped
1 ½ cups of water
2 medium ripe plantains
2 medium tomatoes coarsely chopped
2 tbsp of lime juice
Season chicken with adobe or the alternative. In a heavy cast iron skillet brown the chicken pieces in hot oil on all sides. Remove the chicken to a plate. In the remaining oil, stir fry the onion, garlic and bell pepper for about 2 or 3 minutes.
Cut the okra in 1 inch size pieces. Cut away the tips and caps if desired. Peel the plantain and cut into 1 inch pieces.

Place the chicken in a deep stewing pot. Add the water and all the other ingredients. Cover and simmer until the chicken is very tender, about 15 minutes.

Serve over cooked yellow rice.
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Doesnt "Platanos" mean bannanas??
 

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Originally posted by db03@May 4 2005, 05:37 PM
Doesnt "Platanos" mean bannanas??

Plantains are a type of banana, but it's not the sweet variety of banana commonly found in the supermarkets. It's a coarse banana often eaten as a vegetable in the Carribean.

@ hung9mike: yep, I can cook some groceries!
 

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No, they're a different fruit. Vlosely related though. Fried plantains are SO good.


EDIT: I can't believe i put "friend plantains". Yah, I'm fantasizing about Jacinto's plantain :D
 

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Especially in this particular thread, "friend plantains" has gotta be some kind of major Freudian slip. :D


Originally posted by surferboy@May 4 2005, 03:08 PM
No, they're a different fruit. Vlosely related though. Friend plantains are SO good.
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Originally posted by surferboy@May 4 2005, 07:12 PM
No no no, no frying yer plantain. I'm gonna deep throat it though. Having no gag reflex is totally awesome, yah?
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hey Nix,maybe you could teach my g/f how to develop the no-gag reflex?