Here We Go

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Lex, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. Lex

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    Nothing cures tension like SEX, so here we go.

    I have reserved two adjoining suites as a first class hotel in NYC.

    I have a keg of beer, liquor, wine and water.

    There is a buffet over by the widescreen TVs.

    One TV is showing the Best of Seymore Butts and the other is showing the hottest muscle, leather and bear porn.

    Our servers (male and female) are wearing nothing but the scent of fresh showers.

    There are two king size beds, two futon mats on the floor and enough lube, condoms and towels to go around.

    Yes, boys and girls--it's time for another FLESH PILE.

    I'm standing here in my harness and jock and NOTHING else.

    Who' s in??!?!
     
  2. Altairion

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    *smacks Lex on the ass in greeting, grabs a couple "serving" girls, and heads for the first king sized bed
     
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    I'm not into group sex despite the fantasy I
    wrote, so I'll just get naked and take notes...:wink:
     
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    Being the gent, I'll sit with WTW (while secretly plotting to sneak off with her for a private session when things get steamy)...
     
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    *drags windtalkerways and EnglishGentleman into the fleshpile*
     
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    Oh...ah...realizing that there is
    quite a bit going on behind the
    cool exterior and shades, EG. :biggrin1:
     
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    LMAO!!! Ok...how can I
    resist such a sweet invitation,
    Matthew...

    *crawls for the door with EG* :wink:
     
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    Never fear my dear!

    I'll protect you!

    But I won't promise not to take advantage of you!
     
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    Knock Knock. I came for the flesh pile. I'll just stand between the two rooms with a guy in front and a chick in back. Or maybe vice versa would be better!
     
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    I was counting in it!

    I can hear your intro now...

    G.....EG... :tongue:

    You left your tux pants back
    there, by the way!
     
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    Find yourself a cowboy, BNR! ;)
     
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    My darling, before we take notes, it's essential that we should understand that which we are taking notes upon. I find practical experience is by far the most excellent primer.

    Do be so good as to sit yourself just over on the ledge there my dear, and do keep those lacy panties on for the moment.

    *licks lips lasciviously*




    and if I really spoke like that in public I'd get me 'ead kicked in!
     
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    LMAO!!!! I see we have dispensed with
    the shades...ooohhhh...alrighty then...
     
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    Of course the shades are off... All the better to drink in your loveliness my dear.

    *kneels before WTW and winks*

    Now keep an eye on the other room whilst I distract you. We are taking notes after all...
     
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    *runs into the room, sweeps WTW off her feet and runs back to the fleshpile :biggrin1:
     
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    *Stands up and runs after Altairion*

    You Cad!!!! Unhand that fair lady immediately or stand for the thrashing of your life.

    *Looks over to Lex*

    Can I borrow something stiff and leathery my friend?
     
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    TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT!!

    Anything can be borrowed as long as it is not broken!!

    *gives EnglishGentleMan my leather whip and wrist restraints**
     
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    Why thankyou good sir - I'll take that - AND PARTY!. I promise I'll return them in tip top condition.

    *brandishes the leather gear before Altairion*

    Now my friend, set the good lady free, or prepare to be be bound and allow our gay friends to explore that 1% of yours!

    *Looks to Lex*

    Would you care to partake of our captive kind sir?
     
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    Now, I don't want to appear greedy. So, I'll hold off (for now). I would like a hot tight ass to break in, however.

    GrrRRRRr
     
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    You know if you believe I've done the good lady offense, I certainly must apologize. Actually, I think the best way for the situation to be remedied is for her to deal out the punishment as she sees fit :cool:
     
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