Nothing cures tension like SEX, so here we go. I have reserved two adjoining suites as a first class hotel in NYC. I have a keg of beer, liquor, wine and water. There is a buffet over by the widescreen TVs. One TV is showing the Best of Seymore Butts and the other is showing the hottest muscle, leather and bear porn. Our servers (male and female) are wearing nothing but the scent of fresh showers. There are two king size beds, two futon mats on the floor and enough lube, condoms and towels to go around. Yes, boys and girls--it's time for another FLESH PILE. I'm standing here in my harness and jock and NOTHING else. Who' s in??!?!