They have mattresses at the dump too, I am sure you could have a good fuck on one of them. :wink:
Here's a guy who knows how to fuck.
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Too late, I've already been! Who knew that fucking on a urine stained flea ridden moulding mattress could be so relaxing?
Damn now all you got to try is the coach that has holes in it and the cushions are missing, the positions are endless on that one.
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- Ed69,
So what stile of drape and cushion do recommend for the bed of my truck?Any color preference?:smile:
Well sweet heart the color has to be purple cause that is my favorite color, maybe green but I really prefer purple. If we are going to do this right we need to have crush velvet curtians with silk pillows.:biggrin1:
D_Kaye Throttlebottom
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As you do honey
I love it when you ram that bloated whale-dick of yours deep inside me, when my legs are behind my head... :wink:
Come on Patch, pull out the 2 hour sex tape :biggrin1:
As you do honey
I love it when you ram that bloated whale-dick of yours deep inside me, when my legs are behind my head... :wink:
Come on Patch, pull out the 2 hour sex tape :biggrin1:
you guys made my keyboard sticky again.
fuck you, bro!
D_Kaye Throttlebottom
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you guys made my keyboard sticky again.
fuck you, bro!
Bro, I'd love to, but my pubic hair is growing back in and it itches, bro.
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uh, this is stupid. I mean, come on, the guy is moving his hips for what? Like a minute or two of the clip and slapping her ass? And then you re-direct to other clips of him. No, he can't fuck, or if he can, we can't tell. Anyone, anyone, even those virgin guys can do this. I don't see the big deal.
Here, on the other hand, is how the pros do it and btw, she's not showing a furrowed brow (wtf?) she's screaming in orgasm...and yes, it's porn, not real life, but it's a heck of lot hotter than what you just put up....
Penny Flame and Julian 1 - XNXX.COM
and I agree, thread needs to move...
Here, on the other hand, is how the pros do it and btw, she's not showing a furrowed brow (wtf?) she's screaming in orgasm...and yes, it's porn, not real life, but it's a heck of lot hotter than what you just put up....
Penny Flame and Julian 1 - XNXX.COM
and I agree, thread needs to move...
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I'm confused how the hell is this a woman's issue? It's another variation of "rate my cock" makeshift "rate my---this guys'---porn"
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- Mule,
I'll go out on a limb and guess the OP's intention was along the lines of:
"Hey ladies, I want you to look at this porn, say something hot like 'yeah that boy could do a real number on my hot, tight pussy' and then I'll read it over and over while jerking off. Thanks for your help."
Well, this is quite the entertaining thread. The whole "does it belong here" angle isn't for me to speak to, but that that OP thought Mr. Finesse there was some master of technique is downright laughable.
I tip my hat to the guy if he's actually drawing volunteers off the street just based on some internet videos, but seriously, that wasn't even particularly good monkey sex. I'm not gonna say I'm all that, but a gal could get what he was giving from a pogo stick without much modification.
I tip my hat to the guy if he's actually drawing volunteers off the street just based on some internet videos, but seriously, that wasn't even particularly good monkey sex. I'm not gonna say I'm all that, but a gal could get what he was giving from a pogo stick without much modification.
D_Kaye Throttlebottom
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You have a higher bullshit tolerance than I do, buddy and way more forgiving. :sly:
It was the instructions in his post, asking us for criticism and then asking the guys NOT to comment, that make it even more dubious.
Hey ladies rate my cock.
Hey ladies check out my porn.
*sigh* This is not a woman's issue. :rocketwhore:
Can we move this thread elsewhere, now? :repost:
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What the fuck??? Its an exhibition, not a competition so please, NO WAGERING.
