Here's a Morbid Little Joke

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    A man walks into a bar, grinning from ear to ear, absolutely overjoyed. 'Why so happy?' said the barman. 'Well...' began the man, 'last night while walking home past the railway line I noticed a girl was tied to the tracks. I quickly ran over and untied her, and, in her state, decided it best to bring her home. We got back to my place and before I knew it we just started making love, the most amazing sex--cowgirl, anal, titty job, you name it. It was amazing, sublime!' 'Excellent!' said the barman 'How was the blowjob?' 'I don't know' said the man, 'I never found her head'.
     
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    Eeeeewwwwww! Sick!! But funny in a very sick way.
     
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    Heehee! I'm laughing but threw up in my mouth a little at the same time!
     
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    So disgusting I couldn't stop laughing!
     
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    I bet cowgirl was pretty hard ^^
     
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    lol
     
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    I like it. Freakin' twisted, but good.
     
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    LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    that is disgusting. But i could top that, i bet he was never able to get that deep down a throat
     
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