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  1. Diego24

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    I have two tickets to the June 27 Smashing Pumpkins show at the Orange Peel in Asheville, NC. The band is doign a reunion (of sorts), and will release a new album on July 10. They've got a nine-day residency in Asheville before one concert in New York and I think a four-day residency in San Francisco. Otherwise, that's it for American tour dates.

    So yeah, I have two tickets to the June 27 show in Asheville. The nine days sold out in five minutes, AFTER originally crashing the ticketweb.com server the first time they tried selling.

    Instead of scalping them for crazy amounts of money, how about you come to Ashevegas, I give you the tickets and after the show, you give me a night of carnal bliss (lol) ... Sexual favors for concert tickets. Anyone interested? Leave a post here and I'll check back later.
     
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    wait !!! sexual favours for concert tickets, isnt that prostitution? :eek: lol
     
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    You say it like it's a bad thing. ;-)

    You wouldn't happen to be a fan would ya? hehe
     
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    hunni if i was there id be first in line, so are ya gonna throw in the air ticket too :biggrin1:
     
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    This is the most disgusting, perverted thing I've read here.

    SOLD! To the dorky guy in the midwest!!

    :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm game to please you in everyway. Hell I don't even need the tickets, just let me know when your free. I am off from work all summer.
     
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    Well, it's hardly a reunion without James Iha and D'Arcy. More like a "Billy Corgan reunion".

    My advice, assuming you were serious, is to scalp the tickets and spend the money on a hooker. Or go to a bar and start buying drinks. You never know.
     
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    Diego, bud.... that is one way to get folk to North Carolina! haha

    So will the lucky stakeholder be flying into RDU? :p
     
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    I'd be game for the tickets if you didn't mind a guy giving you a night of bliss!
     
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    Sex in exchange for the Smashing Pumpkins? That's not an interesting offer. Sex in exchange for NIN or David Bowie? Now that's aninteresting offer....
     
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    Someone posted the exact same offer once to burningsoulsforum once upon a time (for NIN tickets, bliss) and they were scolded and chased away for being a pervert and disgusting person.

    Of course here everyone just laughs it off, or attempts to renegotiate the offer.
     
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    Billy Corgan's ego is hung like a horse I hear.
     
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    Dios mio, what a deal and a half! The real deal is Diego's big cock; the half is the Smashing Pumpkins ticket...not a fan. You'd think that some lady would take you up on your "dating" proposition! A guy would do you for free, or better yet, pay for the ticket, buy you dinner, and then do you!
     
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    ERGO Quid Pro CUM LOL
     
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