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One time, when I was going through Amsterdam, I was pulled aside and thoroughly searched. I heard the policemen speaking to each other in Dutch and started to get kind of nervous, even though I hadn't done anything wrong. Suddenly, I distinctly heard the Dutch word 'Cookies' (which I guess we loaned into American English) and then all the cops that were searching my bags (and had patted me down too!) started laughing. My Mom had hidden some home-made chocolate chip cookies for me in my backpack and I guess they looked like pot-brownies on x-ray. So, moral of the story is, you never know what will set them off.
 

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There was a thread about this which you might enjoy. I definitely seem to get felt up more since they changed to the millimeter wave scanners, especially if I have cargo shorts on for some reason. The most recent time I flew they were saying take your shoes and jackets off but no mention of belts... I had a cloth one on and forgot about it, especially since you could see plainly what it was, but sure enough I got flagged again and got probably the most invasive patdown to date including half the dude's hand across the front of my underwear, inside my shorts, fingers in contact with my dick which was, somewhat embarrassingly, responding to the intruder. didn't help that he was young and handsome. I'm sure most of them hate having to do it..
 
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There was a thread about this which you might enjoy. I definitely seem to get felt up more since they changed to the millimeter wave scanners, especially if I have cargo shorts on for some reason. The most recent time I flew they were saying take your shoes and jackets off but no mention of belts... I had a cloth one on and forgot about it, especially since you could see plainly what it was, but sure enough I got flagged again and got probably the most invasive patdown to date including half the dude's hand across the front of my underwear, inside my shorts, fingers in contact with my dick which was, somewhat embarrassingly, responding to the intruder. didn't help that he was young and handsome. I'm sure most of them hate having to do it..

Even a cloth belt could hide a concealed blade hence why it needs to go through the x-ray.
 
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Ive been pretty lucky going through security but 3 years ago I had a broken foot and had a cast. Apparently the powder that comes from the plaster on the cast triggers an alert as it is similar to an ingredient in bomb making materials. So since I chose to go through the machine vs a search, I had to get the private search in the room. As the guy above stated it was pretty.ummm touchy lol all the usual patdown stuff, but also back of hand across my crotch ( I was in shorts), then finger inside waistband of my shorts and underwear..touching my pubes and top of ass, plus a slight brush against my knob. Unfortunately the person doing it was not what id consider " my type" lol
 
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Has anyone had trouble with the newer airport scanning machines? I am often getting flagged down there.
Packing vs Packing i guess.

It is probably those underwear you are wearing with the front pouch.

I wear boxers and put it down my right leg. I am sure they see it and know what it is rather than some bulge in the front.
 
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I went thru a scanner not long ago and had pulled off the shoes, belt, watch took the change, keys, glasses, etc out of my pockets but forgot my handkerchief in my back pocket I thought it is cloth so no problem. The last time I had taken a plane they only had looked for metal objects but not this time. Agent " sir do you have anything in your pockets you forgot, please step over here we need to pat you down". They said nothing about the front of down there but did a complete rub down top to bottom.
 
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My worst experience with airport security was when my mother passed away when I was on vacation and I had to get home quickly to help with the arrangements.
In order to catch the flight, they had to give me a paper ticket.
I can understand now why TSA was concerned about a passenger with a one way paper ticket issued barely an hour before flight time, by I was in no mood for the scrutiny.
 
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Ive been pretty lucky going through security but 3 years ago I had a broken foot and had a cast. Apparently the powder that comes from the plaster on the cast triggers an alert as it is similar to an ingredient in bomb making materials. So since I chose to go through the machine vs a search, I had to get the private search in the room. As the guy above stated it was pretty.ummm touchy lol all the usual patdown stuff, but also back of hand across my crotch ( I was in shorts), then finger inside waistband of my shorts and underwear..touching my pubes and top of ass, plus a slight brush against my knob. Unfortunately the person doing it was not what id consider " my type" lol
INSIDE your underwear? that's nervy.
 

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I went thru a scanner not long ago and had pulled off the shoes, belt, watch took the change, keys, glasses, etc out of my pockets but forgot my handkerchief in my back pocket I thought it is cloth so no problem. The last time I had taken a plane they only had looked for metal objects but not this time. Agent " sir do you have anything in your pockets you forgot, please step over here we need to pat you down". They said nothing about the front of down there but did a complete rub down top to bottom.
Yea i have gotten chided for a paper receipt too.
 
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INSIDE your underwear? that's nervy.
ha I guess but he did warn me. he said I have to pat you down and I have to check inside your waste-band. I just said do what you have to do. I mean he didnt go deep down, it was like a finger moving across the waistband and maybe a half inch below. So basically it swept across the top of my pubes and my head a little bit ...
 

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ha I guess but he did warn me. he said I have to pat you down and I have to check inside your waste-band. I just said do what you have to do. I mean he didnt go deep down, it was like a finger moving across the waistband and maybe a half inch below. So basically it swept across the top of my pubes and my head a little bit ...
Still surprising... I've only ever had them go between the shorts and the undies.