Here's Johnny

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by John Estes, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. John Estes

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    Greetings,

    I'm new here, but I've checked the forums every now and then for the past three or four years. My real name isn't John Estes and as some may have noticed, it's taken from John Holmes' real name. I use this name because I (and others) feel I bare a pretty familar resemblence to the famous porn actor, both my overall appearence and my penis appearence - which of course can't match his in size, but I think the similarities between our penises is really identicle.

    I like to say the size of my penis is eight inches in length, but that's not really accurate as it's more around 7.5 inches, give or take. However there have been a few moments when measuring it that it did look like it clearly hit the 8 inch mark, so who knows. I haven't accurately measured the girth in years, but it's pretty average I'd say, though the width seems to be longer and the height shorter. I'm also uncircumcised.

    I've attached the photos that I have already uploaded to my gallery. I have a video too that I tried uploading to the gallery, but I don't think it's uploading. They were taken last June in my bathroom and it was the first time I really took photos of my penis and I guess my member was a bit camera shy as it wasn't getting as hard as it likes to.

    I hope to post here often and have good discussions regarding the legendary actor John Holmes and talk about how much I can relate to him. I'd also like to point out a big thanks to the person who uploaded some incredibly rare and old film loops of Holmes from back in the late 60's! I'll be posting in that thread soon!

    Peace.
     

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    Welcome
     
  3. D_Jabez Kneejerque

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    Welcome,
    You are certainly right, there is an uncanny resemblence between you and John Holmes. Certainly nothing wrong with that!
     
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    welcome to the LPSG. you're in the right place. :p and i love the pics! (even though i wish that you were unshaven. oh well!)
     
  5. John Estes

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    Thanks for the warm welcome and comments :) .

    prince wii, I'm unshaven right now (though I've been meaning to shave again). Unfortunately my camera broke the night after I took the pictures in this thread and haven't got a new once since. I plan on taking some good photos next time I get a camera.
     
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    Welcome, Johnny.
     
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    aww, shoot! :p lol...i guess i'll wait patiently till then. haha. hope to see more of you around!
     
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    Welcome John!
     
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    You sure you're not one of the guys from the Brady Bunch?
     

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  11. John Estes

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    Hahahahaha! :biggrin1: Yeah I also share a resemblence with the middle brother on that show!

    Thanks for the welcomes.
     
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    Nice. It does look a lot like John Holmes' cock. Does it act like it too?

    Thanks so much for sharing.
     
  13. John Estes

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    Thanks for the comment. Yes, I think it acts a lot like Holmes' cock as well. It's really fun for me to watch videos of Holmes because I can spot so many similarities between us and I can really feel what's going on.
     
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    Hey, Peace, welcome.
     
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    You are of course more handsome then JH
     
  16. John Estes

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    Thanks :) . A lot of people say John Holmes is ugly, but I disagree. I'm not gay, but I think he was a pretty good looking man before the 80's, especially around the mid-70's when he was in Return of Johnny Wad & Liquid Lips. He also tended to look better (and more like me) without a mustache sometimes :biggrin1: .

    I attached a pic to this post that I think makes for a good comparison to the pics I posted in the start of the thread. Whadda'yall think?
     

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    welcome
     
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    Welcome, John. Your pics are great. Get a new camera soon!
     
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    Well Nick, your pics are also great, and what a sixpack you've got, realy cool
     
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    Welcome John!
    Yes, your pics are really great! Please show some more!
    Rob
     
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