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I opened this thread because I treasure HB's non sequiturs and outrageous humor only to find profundity. WTF? This was like going to a James Brown concert and he sings Ave Maria. Into the void with you, you lovable, unpredictable fucking genius.:thanks:

You're looking an awful lot like a Drag King these days, Johnnie Boy...
 

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Hmmm i always envisaged hickboys sittin on back porches pickin banjos whilst their sisters/wives fed the hogs. seems I was wrong.
 

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Comes from looking at JBT's ass.
Two signs beside it:
"China ... this way" and
"Lex was heuh!"

Oh... my ass isn't quite THAT deep. It is pretty deep, I'll give you that... but he who finds China in there has been smoking something quite strong (opium, perhaps).

No comment on the Lex part though....
 

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If more of you had visited the chat room a little more often, you would already know that Hickboy is hung, can sing, can play a mean guitar, is handsome and has the knowledge of prophets. lol