Osiris
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Since I think we are talking about a certain someone. I think I have the perfect title...
The male conveyance of the enormous cock I am being pleasured by.:biggrin1:
Now seriously, my wife refers to me by a few different things:
The man at the end of her rainbow.
Her found soulmate.
Her soulkeeper.
There are a few others. Lately since I have fallen behind on the honey do list, I think she has taken to calling me the asshole who won't tend her rosebed.
She wanted them, I planted them. Why I gotta take care of them? That was why we decided against a pet. She'll pick out a Great Dane and I'll get stuck scooping poop and getting drug round the block. :biggrin1:
The male conveyance of the enormous cock I am being pleasured by.:biggrin1:
Now seriously, my wife refers to me by a few different things:
The man at the end of her rainbow.
Her found soulmate.
Her soulkeeper.
There are a few others. Lately since I have fallen behind on the honey do list, I think she has taken to calling me the asshole who won't tend her rosebed.
She wanted them, I planted them. Why I gotta take care of them? That was why we decided against a pet. She'll pick out a Great Dane and I'll get stuck scooping poop and getting drug round the block. :biggrin1: