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Since I think we are talking about a certain someone. I think I have the perfect title...

The male conveyance of the enormous cock I am being pleasured by.:biggrin1:

Now seriously, my wife refers to me by a few different things:

The man at the end of her rainbow.

Her found soulmate.

Her soulkeeper.

There are a few others. Lately since I have fallen behind on the honey do list, I think she has taken to calling me the asshole who won't tend her rosebed.

She wanted them, I planted them. Why I gotta take care of them? That was why we decided against a pet. She'll pick out a Great Dane and I'll get stuck scooping poop and getting drug round the block. :biggrin1:
 

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Since I think we are talking about a certain someone. I think I have the perfect title...

The male conveyance of the enormous cock I am being pleasured by.:biggrin1:

Now seriously, my wife refers to me by a few different things:

The man at the end of her rainbow.

Her found soulmate.

Her soulkeeper.

There are a few others. Lately since I have fallen behind on the honey do list, I think she has taken to calling me the asshole who won't tend her rosebed.

She wanted them, I planted them. Why I gotta take care of them? That was why we decided against a pet. She'll pick out a Great Dane and I'll get stuck scooping poop and getting drug round the block. :biggrin1:

You're out looking for DRUGS?!?! Oh wait - no, I see, sorry - this may have been a good time to consider the word 'dragged' :tongue:

"The male conveyance of the enormous cock I am being pleasured by" is extrememly appropriate, but I can't see me bumping into a former primary school teacher in the fruit and veg section of the local supermarket and saying "Hi Mrs White, this is ******, the male conveyance of the enormous cock I am being pleasured by" - she might drop her lollo rosso! :eek::biggrin1:
 

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And, on a slightly more serious note, would you really quit posting here is you did start in to a relationship?

It depends very much on the guy, but I do think if you're in an exclusive relationship that seems to be heading towards being long term it should be totally honest - I'd either tell him or stop using this site. If I stopped using it I wouldn't feel the need to tell him as I wouldn't feel the need to tell him everything about my past. At the moment it's not so much a problem, every guy I've started seeing in the last 18 months hasn't lasted so long.
 

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... I just want a word to replace my boyfriend.

Why, did he cheat on ya and why settle for a word?:tongue:

Here's one; Bokie.

It's a Tswana word which has no direct translation but essentially means boyfriend, friend (special or otherwise!), lover etc or, all of the above at once. Very flexible. Also, and here's the beauty of it - it's cross gender you can be his Bokie too.

I love it. Africans have some good words for stuff, you know.
 

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It depends very much on the guy, but I do think if you're in an exclusive relationship that seems to be heading towards being long term it should be totally honest - I'd either tell him or stop using this site. If I stopped using it I wouldn't feel the need to tell him as I wouldn't feel the need to tell him everything about my past. At the moment it's not so much a problem, every guy I've started seeing in the last 18 months hasn't lasted so long.

Fair enough - just curious.

Why, did he cheat on ya and why settle for a word?:tongue:

I have met my match in nit-picking pedantry - All hail! :rolleyes::tongue:

Here's one; Bokie.

It's a Tswana word which has no direct translation but essentially means boyfriend, friend (special or otherwise!), lover etc or, all of the above at once. Very flexible. Also, and here's the beauty of it - it's cross gender you can be his Bokie too.

I love it. Africans have some good words for stuff, you know.

Cool indeed - the only downside I can think of is that, apart from my Botswanan friends (and others who speak Tswana), no one will know what the fuck I am on about - unless I walk around in a t-shirt that says "Bokie; it's a Tswana word which has no direct translation but essentially means boyfriend, friend (special or otherwise!), lover etc or, all of the above at once. Very flexible. Also, and here's the beauty of it - it's cross gender"

:rolleyes::wink:
 

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Cool indeed - the only downside I can think of is that, apart from my Botswanan friends (and others who speak Tswana), no one will know what the fuck I am on about - unless I walk around in a t-shirt that says "Bokie; it's a Tswana word which has no direct translation but essentially means boyfriend, friend (special or otherwise!), lover etc or, all of the above at once. Very flexible. Also, and here's the beauty of it - it's cross gender"

:rolleyes::wink:

No doubt, but you'd get plenty of attention as they passed by. Anyway, you would know, and really isn't that all that matters?

You could call him your chikomba- Shona for lover (if married, suitor if not) of a woman. Less flexible and alas, no better recognised. There are other more...down to earth terms as you may imagine. But why worry because of course everyone willinstantly recognize Patootie.:rolleyes:

BTW, on the pedantry thing, your friends wouldn't be Botswanan - individually they'd be Tswana or more properly, Motswana, and in a herd they'd be Batswana.

And just as a final florish, strictly the language is Setswana but I's feelin' lazy tonite. It does have one lovely 'phrase' which you may like - Robale Sentle - which (near enough) means - sleep well, and may your dreams be sweet.

Just so you know.:tongue::smile:
 

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"THAT'S MY MUTHERFUCKING MAN, BITCH!"

You call him your manbitch.

And the manbitch shall call you: Ma'dam. :smile:

How about your "Big kahuna?"

Yeah, that is even better. That way you aren't emasculating him.

You call him your Big Kahuna manbitch.

The Big Kahuna manbitch calls you: Goddess Ma'dam.
 

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No doubt,

*sssseeeeeerrrrrrNIP!*

Just so you know.:tongue::smile:

*squeeeeeeak, thump, shuffle, squeeeeeak, click*

(The sound of me getting back in my box) :rolleyes::tongue:

my pup...

*patiently awaits Rugbypup's response*

R'pup is the only pup - how about my dawg!

Yeah, that is even better. That way you aren't emasculating him.

You call him your Big Kahuna manbitch.

The Big Kahuna manbitch calls you: Goddess Ma'dam.

He has been known to call me ma'am - I'll talk to him about adding the 'Goddess' bit :biggrin1: - I'm not too sure and the Big Kahuna manbitch - I'll take it on a trial run for you though, Invisibabe.

He's / She's my...

Serotonin Enabler :cool:

:biggrin1::biggrin1: I like it!!

I kinda like this one except that it's not always true.
:smile:

Tis in mine :smile:
 

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I used to work with a woman who had the same issue; she got around it by calling him her sweetheart. It may sound a bit dated or perhaps coy to your UK ears; but it lets everyone know you are exclusive and serious about each other.

I haven't gone through all 5 pages of this thread; but others terms for consideration are paramour, beau, consort :tongue:.