Heterosexual Questionnaire 1. What caused your heterosexuality? 2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual? 3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may outgrow? 4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same gender? 5. If you have never slept with a person of the same gender, how do you know you would not prefer that? 6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a majority of mental health patients heterosexual? 7. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality? 8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their sexual orientation? 9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers and service providers? 10. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience of deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite gender, when the obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences are so vast? How can a man understand what sexually pleases a woman and vice versa? 11. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? 12. Marriage receives a great deal of societal support, yet the divorce rate continues to increase. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? 13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you? 14. A majority of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position? 15. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own gender? Is that what makes them heterosexual? 16. Why do you insist on making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?