Hey folks, any official places to measure it for sure?

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Browsed LPSG for several years before creating an account, so I'm familiar with most of the household names and overall forum ethos. Been hooked heavy on monstercock porn, so yeah, I think it's fair to say I'm well versed, from mainstream Danny D or Mandingo to scarcely known Max Delong and Sergio Escoto.

Just been meaning to ask this for the longest time: besides penis surveys, which has it's ray apparently not only out of striking a second time, it surely won't even strike once, is there any official source of penis measuring in the west?

Can i, like, go to a doctor who will use a standardized method (like the seemingly championing one pound for pound, BPEL) so his measurement won't be any different from the one I'd get seeing another doctor? Really would love to assure my size, in quantifiable numbers.
 
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Just been meaning to ask this for the longest time: besides penis surveys, which has it's ray apparently not only out of striking a second time, it surely won't even strike once, is there any official source of penis measuring in the west?

Can i, like, go to a doctor who will use a standardized method (like the seemingly championing one pound for pound, BPEL) so his measurement won't be any different from the one I'd get seeing another doctor? Really would love to assure my size, in quantifiable numbers.
No such things exists. Only the studies where a measurement was done by a trained person would be anywhere close to being accurate. Both the in-person studies and the self-reporting studies likely skew to the larger sized men participating.

By now I hope you know that porn/internet/social media/dating & hookup apps inches in no way equal the real world inches

I believe calcSD - Penis Size Percentile Calculator plus other siz data site all have proper measuring techniques on them
 
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I think most guys deep down inside know what will yield an accurate measurement (stand up straight,hold your dick out at 90°, lay a ruler on top, but it up against your gut and look straight down at the tip of your dick), so in theory, unless the doctor,etc. does an incorrect measurement, he'll get roughly the same thing (assuming equal erections).

Are you wondering about it as a source of validation you could present somewhere or to someone else, or just for your own peace of mind that the number is right?

Take Care
 

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No such things exists. Only the studies where a measurement was done by a trained person would be anywhere close to being accurate. Both the in-person studies and the self-reporting studies likely skew to the larger sized men participating.

By now I hope you know that porn/internet/social media/dating & hookup apps inches in no way equal the real world inches

I believe calcSD - Penis Size Percentile Calculator plus other siz data site all have proper measuring techniques on them
Yeah I'm quite aware, even before my monstercock erotica addiction grew this strong through my teens, I was never buying the industry's inches and would search it up around blogs or Reddit entries unveiling the myth, and this was before I found out LPSG and lurked here for quite a time. Folks may read my posts and, amidst it's vagueness due to their low amount, assume I'm a wacko who claims some crazy stuff like "Mandingo 14 inches!" or "Brickzilla has a 12-inch one!", when I know Freddy gets to hit barely 9in and BK is 8ish with crazy girth. I'm familiar with calcSD too, use it whenever I remember.

So, the only solid way of measuring it for sure is through penis size surveys? Do you know if I can get to one of those if i seek 'em enough? Really, really wish i could participate and get it professionaly measured.
 

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I think most guys deep down inside know what will yield an accurate measurement (stand up straight,hold your dick out at 90°, lay a ruler on top, but it up against your gut and look straight down at the tip of your dick), so in theory, unless the doctor,etc. does an incorrect measurement, he'll get roughly the same thing (assuming equal erections).

Are you wondering about it as a source of validation you could present somewhere or to someone else, or just for your own peace of mind that the number is right?

Take Care
Nah, I don't intend to show it or anything, just want an official means of assuring I've measured it all nice and dandy.
 
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So, the only solid way of measuring it for sure is through penis size surveys? Do you know if I can get to one of those if i seek 'em enough? Really, really wish i could participate and get it professionaly measured.

I can't imagine that they could be any more accurate than any of us can, once we accept the fact that the length of a dick is how far it sticks out from your body. If anything, there's probably more slop and inconsistency going from one staff member or study team to the next, and the only real way to know for certain that you've obtained your best, accurate measurement is just to do it yourself. Got assigned the dumbest of the nurses, who's also in a hurry to get home and doesn't seem to like you too much either? Didn't get one of your better erections using whatever stimuli was provided? It won't matter at home and you'll get the true reading. :)