Hey John !

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  1. pym

    pym New Member

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    Barack: Hey John!

    John Mc: Yes Barack?
    Barack: :moon:

    John Mc::mad:
     
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    I'm just waiting for someone to call this sexist.
     
  3. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Is that to say that the man who may become our next President is a flasher?

    Just what we need. Another sex maniac in the White House.
     
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    Give that man a cigar
     
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    John: "Hey Mr. Junior Senator ... now that you got your:buttkick:in the election, see ya!" :Flush:
     
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    hey mcsame you could not find you own ass with both hands much less kick someone elses. signed brack
     
  7. Mr Ed in Mass

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    Hey Obama'
    Yes John
    Did you find you birth certificate yet?
    No John
    just as I thought "hello INS? I have one more for you!"
     
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    Barack: <beeeeep> John...

    McCain: Yes, Mr. President?

    Barack: Did you finish that parking lot police call yet?

    McCain: Yessir! I did. Is something wrong?

    Barack: <flicks cigarette out of the oval office window> It's just that I am looking out the window and I still see cigarette butts.

    McCain: I'll send Sarah over as soon as she is done ironing your shorts.

    Barack: John, I always knew I could count on you. <click>
     
  9. dreamer20

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    Put on your reading glasses John and read this::saeek:

    State Department of Health declares Obama birth certificate legal - Breaking - Starbulletin.com
    State Department of Health declares Obama birth certificate legal

    Oct 31, 2008



    State officials say there’s no doubt Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. Health Department Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino says she and the registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama’s original birth certificate.


    Fukino says that no state official, including Gov. Linda Lingle, ever instructed that Obama’s certificate be handled differently from any other.
    She says state law bars release of a certified birth certificate to anyone who does not have a tangible interest in it.
    Some Obama critics claim he was not born in the United States.
    Earlier today, a southwest Ohio magistrate rejected a challenge to Obama’s U.S. citizenship. Judges in Seattle and Philadelphia recently dismissed similar suits.

    State officials say there’s no doubt Barack Obama was born in Hawaii.
    Health Department Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino says she and the registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama’s original birth certificate.




    :tool:
     
  10. B_Nick8

    B_Nick8 New Member

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    Governor Moose Shoot?

    Yes, this is Sarah.

    This is [unintelligible] from President Obama's office calling. Barack wants to appoint you US ambassador to the United Nations. Would you be interested?

    You betcha! Hey, but is this call on the level? I don't want to fall for a prank like the last time.

    It certainly is, ma'm. You realize this will mean resignation as governor of Alaska, effective immediately.

    Darn tootin' I do. But it's worth it if it mean's hobnobbin' with all those fine folks and promotin' the Amurkin foreign policy agenda John McCain and I so dearly cherish.

    That's fine, Sarah, that's wonderful news. Now you just pack up that new wardrobe of yours and head on down to the airport. We'll be sending a plane along.

    I'll be waiting for you! Bye, now!!
     
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    Maybe I'm a tool, but you are a fool !
     
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