Hey ladys what do you think to my long thick COCK???

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  1. matthung1

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    Hey there ladys so heres my cock..what do you think to it can you guess my length and girth?? I'm looking to meet any ladys who wanna take me on in the uk if you wanna msn me at matthung1@hotmail.com

    Loads of love mattyxxxx
     
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    Thanks dude.
     
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    Thanks, but no thanks
     
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    HUGE BIG FONT, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!! :rolleyes:
     
  6. ManlyBanisters

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    FUCK OFF MATTY please
     
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    *LOL!* At least you were polite about it! ;)

    Matt, you'll get a more favorable response from the ladies here if you just interact normally and respectfully. Be yourself and don't expect your cock alone to be enough to gain you the unending admiration that you seem to be seeking.
     
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    Made me laugh out loud:D
     
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    Damn it all, bitch, if matty orders you to go to Yahoo and create an account to access an age-restricted area so that you can look at pictures of his cock and swoon and then tell him what a man he is because he has the best penis you've ever seen, then you damn well better go to Yahoo and create an account to access an age-restricted area so that you can look at pictures of his cock and swoon and then tell him what a man he is because he has the best penis you've ever seen. And you had better do so immediately. He doesn't want to have to wait more than 45 seconds for you to go to Yahoo and create an account to access an age-restricted area so that you can look at pictures of his cock and swoon and then tell him what a man he is because he has the best penis you've ever seen.
    :rolleyes:
     
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    That's telling her!
     
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    Sorry master, do I get chained up and lashed... please?
     
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    you guys are meanies, BUT justified I have done wrong please forgive me.......Please oh and did everyone have a nice chrimbo and newyear??? I personally ate to much hows about you????
     
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    Pay no attn to the assholes Matty, do what you want, its a free site.
     
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    Cheers buddy how was your Newyears??
     
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    Yes, dahling, but only if you don't enjoy it too much.

    Shall I bring out my finest Campbell tawse for you?
     
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    Please do - only the best for my delicate Irish bootay

    Enjoy it? Moi? :redface: Of course not! :liar:
     
  17. DC_DEEP

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    Of course, I could lie and tell you I have genuine tawses by Lochgelly, but that's not my style. I do have a custom-made pillory, though, that would be perfect for showing off your delicate Irish bootay.

    The Campbells would still most certainly do the trick, so to speak.
     
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    Hey guys. Use bigger text. Jeez.
     
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