Hey, little dick!
Yeah, I'm talking to you, little dick.
How do I know you have a little dick? What a stupid question I can look at you and tell! You got a real tiny, baby-snapping-turtle cock. You know it, I know it and that girl you're about to "fuck" knows it to! Yes I used air quote and yes I know you're in a relationship. I've seen the two of you together around here a couple of times.
Fiance? That beautiful piece of ass is your fiance? Please tell me you're not planning on being monogamous...
Oh my god. You're going to make that beautiful women only have sex with you for the rest of her life? What is wrong with you, little dick?
You don't see the problem? That's it! Come here.
Stop squirming. I said stop squirming!
I got your whole manhood in my hand now. Cock and balls all in one hand! What a joke! Marrying that fine women and giving her a dick like this for the rest of her life is like taking the engine out of a Ferrari. What's the point of having such a nice car if you can't drive it? What's the point of having such a beautiful woman if you can't properly fuck her?
You're delusional! You can't fuck her, "just fine" with a little dick like that. Why do you hate that woman?
Gimme your hand. Feel that? That's my dick. Don't look so shocked, little dick. This is a man's dick. Do you understand now?
Now, here's what you're going to do, little dick. You're going to break things off with this woman you're seeing, go home and jerk off to this massive dick.
Six months later
Oh, it's you again little dick. That dick is just as small as ever, isn't it? Hahaha!
Oh, Becky? Don't worry. I'm taking real good care of her. You did the right thing by getting out of my way. She loves to tell me how much better sex is with me than her previous boyfriend. I'm really filling her up in ways you never could. Oh, I got a text. It's Becky. Bye, little dick. I gotta go and fuck your former fiance.
Yeah, I'm talking to you, little dick.
How do I know you have a little dick? What a stupid question I can look at you and tell! You got a real tiny, baby-snapping-turtle cock. You know it, I know it and that girl you're about to "fuck" knows it to! Yes I used air quote and yes I know you're in a relationship. I've seen the two of you together around here a couple of times.
Fiance? That beautiful piece of ass is your fiance? Please tell me you're not planning on being monogamous...
Oh my god. You're going to make that beautiful women only have sex with you for the rest of her life? What is wrong with you, little dick?
You don't see the problem? That's it! Come here.
Stop squirming. I said stop squirming!
I got your whole manhood in my hand now. Cock and balls all in one hand! What a joke! Marrying that fine women and giving her a dick like this for the rest of her life is like taking the engine out of a Ferrari. What's the point of having such a nice car if you can't drive it? What's the point of having such a beautiful woman if you can't properly fuck her?
You're delusional! You can't fuck her, "just fine" with a little dick like that. Why do you hate that woman?
Gimme your hand. Feel that? That's my dick. Don't look so shocked, little dick. This is a man's dick. Do you understand now?
Now, here's what you're going to do, little dick. You're going to break things off with this woman you're seeing, go home and jerk off to this massive dick.
Six months later
Oh, it's you again little dick. That dick is just as small as ever, isn't it? Hahaha!
Oh, Becky? Don't worry. I'm taking real good care of her. You did the right thing by getting out of my way. She loves to tell me how much better sex is with me than her previous boyfriend. I'm really filling her up in ways you never could. Oh, I got a text. It's Becky. Bye, little dick. I gotta go and fuck your former fiance.
