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Darling, I have not played trumpet regularly in 30 years, have not even touched one since proficiency tests in college back in the mid-1980s. I never belittle anyone's playing abilities, especially if my own are sub-par.
Whew!
However, I want to hear you play Flight of the Bumblebee flawlessly before you are allowed to climb into the sling.
Damn! Stiff requirements! Can't I just bat my eyelashes and smile coquettishly? What if I play "Mary had a little lamb"? Can I at least play with one of the whips,flails or maces if I pull that off? :biggrin1:
 

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You're a fountain pen man? I should have known. Now that's an ideal writing utensil.

He surprised me too, not that that should have been surprising.

You know what else surprised me? I thought HB was going to offer you a toe. "Pen" caught me completely off guard. Can't sleep on ol' Hickboy. How about with him?
 

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Damn! Stiff requirements! Can't I just bat my eyelashes and smile coquettishly? What if I play "Mary had a little lamb"? Can I at least play with one of the whips,flails or maces if I pull that off? :biggrin1:
Requirements are not all that's stiff, young lady. You may play with my floggers, flails, whips, maces, handcuffs, restraints as much as you would care to. But the sling, well, we will discuss that. That one won't be free, I assure you.

P. S. You should have tried out the sling while you and Ryan were both here...