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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Apr 7, 2006.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama has a moustache and they call her Bob.
yo mama so small, she can hang-glide with a dorito.
mmmm Crisco.........mmmm Bob.............mmmm Doritos...........mmmm Hotdogs....
Your moma's so Pale, She doesn't need a night lite. She just glows in the dark.
Yo mama is a spice girl!
She used to be my only enemy and never let me be free,
Catching me in places that I knew I shouldn't be,
Every other day I crossed the line,
I didn't mean to be so bad,
I never thought you would
become the friend I never had.
yo mama so quality she oozes Nantucket:biggrin1:
Inside out. Sweet!
Yo mama so stoopid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.
as it happens, when i told this to my mother, she thanked me for the compliment.
Your momma's so fat, when she lays around the house,
she lays AROUND the house !
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Your mama's so ugly she has to sneak up on her make-up
Alright, this is an old one, but it HAS to be said:
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice box for an hour cos it said 'concentrate.'
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo mama so poor burglars break in and leave money
Yo' mama is so stupid, she took her SAT test by sitting on it. (Hehehehehe.)
Yo' mama's so fat, her high school picture was taken via satellite...Voyager.