Hey pecker: Yo mama...

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
     
  2. Pecker

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    Yo mama has a moustache and they call her Bob.
     
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    yo mama so small, she can hang-glide with a dorito.
     
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    mmmm Crisco.........mmmm Bob.............mmmm Doritos...........mmmm Hotdogs....

    Your moma's so Pale, She doesn't need a night lite. She just glows in the dark.
     
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    Yo mama is a spice girl!

    She used to be my only enemy and never let me be free,
    Catching me in places that I knew I shouldn't be,
    Every other day I crossed the line,
    I didn't mean to be so bad,
    I never thought you would
    become the friend I never had.

    Girl power

    muwahahahhaha!
     
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    yo mama so quality she oozes Nantucket:biggrin1:
     
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    Inside out. Sweet!
     
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    Yo mama so stoopid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
     
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    Yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes
     
  11. GoneA

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    yo mama so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

    as it happens, when i told this to my mother, she thanked me for the compliment.
     
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    Your momma's so fat, when she lays around the house,

    she lays AROUND the house !
     
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    Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
     
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    Your mama's so ugly she has to sneak up on her make-up
     
  15. GoneA

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    Alright, this is an old one, but it HAS to be said:

    Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice box for an hour cos it said 'concentrate.'
     
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    Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
     
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    Yo Momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
     
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    Yo mama so poor burglars break in and leave money
     
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    Yo' mama is so stupid, she took her SAT test by sitting on it. (Hehehehehe.)
     
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    Yo' mama's so fat, her high school picture was taken via satellite...Voyager.
     
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